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About Me

Hardly art. Hardly garbage.
I believe in two-dollar lottery tickets. I am in love with the way he feels. I love fetish models of all kinds and tend to add alot of them. Analyst + Therapist = Analrapist. Little girls who wear nail polish freak me out. Farmland makes me feel hopeless. I am a crusader for sleeping with the TV on. I comment on TMZ frequently under the name Brody. I like to cook trashy food and eat mint chocolate; also, fruity things. I wore homemade clothes until the age of 9, and wouldn't mind starting again. I do not understand why people want to smell like cotton candy. I like my french fries super-soggy. I like math because I am a bad person. My favorite directors are Sofia Coppola, David LaChapelle, and Floria Sigismondi. I'm straight edge, but I'm also not a nazi. I don't know how to ride a bike.
AIM- DUCT TAPE DISCO
YAHOO- IGNITESTHEAIRWAVES
MSN- [email protected]
Please tell me you got my screen name from MySpace so I'm not totally lost.
CURRENT MOON lunar phase
"There are times when you love a band, and times when you love a band. Being sucked into the machine of being a fangirl, for lack of better terminology, is a mindfuck progression from being just a fan. It's a frenzy of experience that begins as something normal, middles as something a bit weird, and pans out into even keel again or in some cases twists itself into something nakedly freakish."- DepravedFangirls.org
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I USED TO HAVE A PICTURE OF FRANZ FERDINAND HERE BUT I MET THEM ON SEPTEMBER TWENTY-THIRD, TWO THOUSAND AND FIVE! I also attempted to put David LaChapelle here but it's impossible to find a picture of the guy solo.


Ellen Page

Diablo Cody

Melanie Lynskey

Seth McFarlane

Xanthia Doll


My Blog

Hoes in different area codes

I'm posting this as a permanent reminder that, haha, I do not post here. I post at livejournal, it's always treated me well and I see no reason to copypasta over here. Too much work. So, there you go...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:25:00 GMT