The Eye
__________HTTP://www.MUSICINTHELAIR.com__________ ~~~~Welcome to my world. Hope you can stay awhile~~~~ MySpace CursorsI play drums. I teach drummers. I play bass. I don't teach bassists though. I play tennis. I teach tennis. I enjoy outdoors sports. I also enjoy some indoor sports. I enjoy nice things in general. I generally enjoy naughty things more though. I enjoy free things. I really enjoy blue things. I really REALLY enjoy free, blue things though. I know some very brilliant things. I don't know some very simple/basic things. I like people. I also dislike a few people. I like creepy looking insects. I hate bugs in my mouth though. I like cats. I like dogs. I hate frogs, except maybe Kermit, but then again, he's not real anyway. I like turtles though. I enjoy wearing my newly-purchased, slighty under-sized, lemon-yellow hat w/ its' patented "elasto-band under-the-chin strap" for its' very comforting & tightly secure fit and then singing the childrens "ABC" song, in a very high falseto mind you, whilst thundering away w/ heart-thumping, cross-rythmic double bass-drum blasts as I sit in the middle of the street in the pouring rain in my "Garanimals" underwear (Giraffe or Rhinocerus style of course). I hate the fact I just mentioned that entire scenario to you. Welcome to my world. Hope you can stay awhile. ___________HTTP://www.MUSICINTHELAIR.com_________ ~I like nature a lot.~ I like bears from a distance. I like deer and antelope playing. I like the sound crickets make. I hate swarms of locusts consuming my flesh though. I love creepy birds. I like camping. I like monkeys just in case you wanted to know that. I like jungles even though I've yet been in one. I like roaring bon fires. I like gooey-delicious "S'mores", the campfire treats w/graham crackers, melted chocolate and marshy-marsh-marshmallows - they are so yummy YUM YUM. I hate screaming from 3rd degree scaulding burns over 38% of my body caused by an excessive intake of above said-mentioned roasting HOT S'mores fresh off a camp fire with absolutely nothing except Jack Daniels Whiskey as an option to wash 'em down with though. I hate the fact I just mentioned that entire scenario to you. I like swimming allot though. I like diving. I like snorkling. I like surfing. I like fish and underwater sea-creatures in general. I hate barracudas though. Oh sweet Jesus & baby corn, I HATE BARRACUDA's! I love summer. I like warm weather. I love HOT weather. I hate winter though. I hate snow. I hate frost-bite. I hate sleet. I hate ice-rain. I hate driving in a blizzard and rear-ending a family of five, causing their vehicle to smash head first into a bus of blind school children on their way home from church, and having to watch both vehicles flip over the guard-rail, bursting into flames with a roar of the explosion so deafening it even muffled all the screaming. I hate the fact that I just mentioned that entire scenario to you. ~~~~Welcome to my world. Hope you can stay awhile~~~~ ___________HTTP://www.MUSICINTHELAIR.com_________ I like fall weather alot. I like the fact that I've decided NEVER to divulge to you whether I like or I hate spring time. I like keeping secrets. I like spring time. I hate the fact I can't hold onto secrets more than .725 milli-seconds though. I like driving around in my car. I like being chauffered around in someones elses car. I hate being driven around in someone elses van though, when the windows are painted black, there's no door-knobs and it reeks of feet and duct-tape and then stopping at an undisclosed location in the desert and being emotionally scarred w/video-tapes and DVD's of a baby-cactus, an incredible amount of orange candle wax and an enormous greenish/brown iguana wearing my slighty under-sized, lemon-yellow hat w/ its' patented "elasto-band under-the-chin strap" for its' very comforting & tightly secure fit. I hate the fact I just mentioned that entire scenario to you. In fact, I'd like to take that previous statement back. I do like the fact that I had a disclaimer you digitaly signed upon entering my site that stated, "...mentioning anything heard +/or read off this site to another human being is a penalty of the highest order & will be dealt with in an very naughty manner which may or may not include; a spatula, a garden hose, rubber galoshes, latex gloves (sm, Lg or X-Lg only, mediums are out of stock), a small 4" x 6" rectangular or 5" x 5" square cake - preferably german-double-chocolate but made with white chocolate, unless someone is racially upset then I'll just make two, w/those little multi-colored-candy sprinkles in full force for world harmony and prosperity for all but they MUST be spread evenly, w/no large clumping structures, all across the top and NOT the edges; lets' continue, three wooden darts (professional grade, tri-feather aero-tail design), a rubber headed-wooden handled-14oz ball-peen mallet, a little yellow rubber ducky like loveable Ernie cherished yet long-time roommate and potential life partner "Bert" (last name withheld until trial) underminingly stole & subsequently immediately sold thereafter for hard-core street drug money along with his accomplice Oscar - street named "The Grouch" - just moments before their gun-toteing - cranium-consuming rampage which covered 17 states before they were burned to death in a church without giving up to S.W.A.T. agents. (carnage shown in video clip from nightly news may not be suitable for children), let's continue shall we, two standard decks of playing cards straight off a Vegas casino floor from a high-stakes , no-limit Texas Hold 'Em table where someone actually died right at the table! (it was a heart attack from over-engorging at a nearby buffet line though), and finally a half a pack of chewing gum, of any flavor, from any brand made strictly from the "Extra Juicy All Night Long" Gum Company in Storkington, MD. I like that I just scared you out of your wits. I like to scare people out of there wits. I don't like grits though. I hate that I just lied about liking to scare people out of there wits because I actually hate scaring people. I actually just lied about lieing. I like to lie sometimes. I hate being lied too though. I like that I just lied a little while ago. I hate that I now told you that I lied. I still hate grits. I like to overuse my brain and wits though. I hate to release brain-farts. I like to release farts though, strictly in a "life or death" situation mind you. I like and hate that I mentioned that last scenario to you but at this point I simply refuse to look back and change a thing. I like computers. I like technology. I like the internet. I like to learn new things. I like to share old things. I think, therefore, sometimes, I am things. I am somethings sometimes, therefore, I am still writing this sentence and will continue to keep on writing even though I should've stopped writing a loooooooooooooooooong time ago. Welcome to my world. Hope you can stay awhile. ____________HTTP://www.MUSICINTHELAIR.com________ I like people staying awhile. I hate people staying too long though. I like staying over at other peoples houses. I like moving into other peoples houses once they let me stay there. I like brushing my teeth more than the daily recommended allowance. I like a fresh new blue tooth brush with a soft bristle head about every 6.1 - 7.2 months give or take 3.2 - 5.1 days mind you due to weather, personal issues, life changes or what nots. I hate flossing. I like floss-picks though and I enjoy using them more than the recommended daily recommendation. I hate water-picks though. I hate having searing hot water from a waterpick pipeline burst directly into my face or possibly worse yet, into my groin region/area/fun-park/vacation spot/testimony to manhood rental section only (with or without the patented extra absorbant "Garanimals" (Hippo style in full force due to Holiday bingeing on high carb snacks) underwear I may or may not be wearing at the exact moment of the so-called steam-pipe explosion mind you) and then having facial (or GROINAL!!) reconstructive surgery to skin-graft me back to normalcy. I hate the fact that I mentioned that last scenario to you. Welcome to my world. Hope you can stay awhile. _________www.MUSICINTHELAIR.com___________