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YOUR MOM

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size. But

About Me

AS IF MY
MOTHER...


As if my mother, born a millennia before I was dreamt of
Speaks to me in these dark hours
Her grace tells me of the eloquent nature of the poetry sung to her
How fiercely they loved, how bravely they lived, how honorably they died
Sing to me songs that my heart longs to hear
Yeates, Eluard, and Shakespeare
Men I should have known, men who know my soul
Show me the man who recognizes that my gaze has lived many times
In each life I suffer the same broken spirit, tormented by love
Given unto rapture and repentance
Genuine and pure in love
Destined to walk a thousand and one nights alone
Seeking forgiveness for a sin she does not remember committing
A lustful pleasure I have not had the comfort in
But forever will wander in search of the one I have so ill fated and wronged
I am Eve, I am Helen, I am Viola, I am Juliet
Unrequited love is the thing to which my delicate limbs were woven together
In the silent of night, in the dark, in my sweet mother's womb
An innocent gives birth to the damned
Will you forgive me mother?

My Interests

*punk rock princess*
heart for sale

Barcelona Barcelona

I am basically a nerd supreme dressed in a facade of cool clothing and hair. When I am not at work or out with the ladies,
I am reading anything I can get my little hands on, or writing poetry. My collective will make me famous after I die - Emily Dickinson style.

Barcelona
Your Toes Should Be Black
A total rulebreaker (and heartbreaker), you're always a little punk rock.

Your flirting style: Wacky and a bit shocking

Your ideal guy: An accomplished artist, musician, or writer

Stay away from: Preppy guys looking for a quick bad girl fling
What Color Should Your Toenails Be?

I'd like to meet:

.. It doesn't interest me what you do for a living. I want to know what you ache for, and if you dare to dream of meeting your hearts longing. - Oriah Dreamer

"love and possession, death and life are one
there is no shadow where there shines no sun." - hilaire bollec

Music:

The only music I am not that in to is country, but it's not an exclusively hate filled relationship. There is some twang you will catch me singing to. Mostly I love The Used, AFI, Underoath, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, Emanuel, Saosin, Letter Kills, Thrice, Rise Against, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Umbrellas, National Product, The Academy Is, Felix da Housecat, Pat Benatar, Joan Jett, Head Automatica, Papa Roach, Yellowcard, Coheed & Cambria, The Muse, Killswitch Engage, Bob Dylan, Thursday, The Mars Volta, Angels & Airwaves, The Faint, Your Mom, Whisker Biscuit, Dashboard Confessional, The Darkness, Franz Ferdinand, Gwen Stefani, Weezer, Damien Marley, All American Rejects, The Bravery, Pixies, Sublime, Bob Marley, Dido, Etta James, U2, Billy Idol, Eric Clapton, Heart (I guiltily admit), old-school Michael Jackson, and 80's hair bands. I am a punk rock reggae girl at heart - only I've traded in my creepers and studded belts for D&G and Betsey Johnson.

Movies:

I have an affinity for male-style movies and truly independents, ie. Fight Club, Kill Bill, Napoleon Dynamite, Big Lebowski, This is Spinal Tap, Underworld, Goonies, Fargo, Requiem for a Dream, Lord of the Rings, Royal Tennenbaums, Best in Show, Lost in Translation, The Life Aquatic, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Little Miss Sunshine, Traffic, etc. I love to love to love remakes of Shakepeare, Shakespeare-esque, Janes Austen, and literary classic movies (Pride and Prejudice, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet, Shakespeare In Love, Love Actually, Count of Monte Cristo, Little Women). And I am a fiend for scary movies - sometimes it is hard to find someone to watch them with though...

Television:

Haven't had television for two years now. But I do love Nip Tuck, 24, Sex and the City, and The "L" Word - gotta love Netflix for getting those series on DVD!

Books:

*carl jung*
"as far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being."

Anything by the Dalai Lama, Chuck Palahniuk, Sylvia Plath, Elizabeth Bishop, Janes Austen, Ayn Rand, and Dan Brown. The Fountainhead, Middlesex, The Black Dahlia, The Bell JarThe Plague, Fahrenheit 451, Holy Blood Holy Grail, The Divine Comedy of Dante Alighieri, Memnoch the Devil, The History of God, Harry Potter (all of 'em), The Woman with the Alabaster Jar, Portrait in Sepia, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, Deception Point, Modern Man in Search of a Soul, Pride & Prejudice, the Bible (minus the works of Paul), The Dead Sea Scroll Deception, Haunted, The Lullaby, Dr. Ruth's Guide to Talking about Herpes, An Inquiry Into The Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations, Everything's Eventual, The Stand, Collected Poems of Emily Dickinson, The Sonnets of Shakespeare, Complete Stories & Poems of Edgar Allan Poe...

my heart, my life
Beyond the books I love, beyond the poetry I write, beyond the pining of my soul for love above all - these people are my heart and my life.

Heroes:

Anyone who is truly living their life. Know thyself, above all. Honest people.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristina Marie
Birthday: September 24th
Birthplace: Redlands
Current Location: In my own little world, Orange County
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Ninja, oh...and Irish/English/French
The Shoes You Wore Today: Didn't wear any
Your Weakness: Men, boys, guys, whatever.
Your Fears: Letting fear run my life
Your Perfect Pizza: Johnny' of Bleeker St., NYC. Cheese.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Have my company make lotsa $$$
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hahahahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm tired
Your Best Physical Feature: Mouth
Your Bedtime: Midnight - 4a
Your Most Missed Memory: My mom
Pepsi or Coke: Water, or Red Bull
MacDonalds or Burger King: Sushi. ;)
Single or Group Dates: Yeah, I don't date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Real iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Like a sailor, I'm real good at it fucker
Do you Sing: Yep
Do you Shower Daily: Try to. Hahahaha.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Already done that
Do you want to get Married: Unfortunately
Do you belive in yourself: Damn straight
Do you get Motion Sickness: No. Used to real bad though.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Kind of. Well accept for the smoking and drinking thing.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do
Do you play an Instrument: I don't
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No. Yeah right...
In the past month have you Smoked: Uh huh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Unfortunately no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: South Coast Plaza baby
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but that sounds real good
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Duh!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No. Naked sleeping, naked bathing, naked wrestling. Yes, yes, yes!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Time
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, but only by someone who wasn't going to get it anyway. Ever.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes. In the good way, and the bad way. ;)
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: On my 100th birthday, having a heart attack while doing a strip tease to "Shook Me All Night Long"
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain. Ooh shit...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: No preference, just have them be soulful.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark. Black.
Short or Long Hair: Whatever suits him.
Height: Over 6 feet
Weight: Lanky, athletic. I hate super buff.
Best Clothing Style: Rockstar. Kind of dirty looking.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Like I write that down
Number of CDs I own: Couple thousand songs on my Ipod
Number of Piercings: 7
Number of Tattoos: None. Yet.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. Not a god damn thing.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Blog

Tomorrow night kids!

Best of Long Beach Bash!Our most anticipated issue of the year goes hand-in-hand with our most anticipated event of the year, the Best of Long Beach Bash.Held this year at the exotic Tantalum Restaura...
Posted by YOUR MOM on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:34:00 PST

Party people on the war in Iraq - and panties!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoBZwJoLOP0 The Pre Party!!!! Hilarious....
Posted by YOUR MOM on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:43:00 PST

the district weekly - 1-Year Anniversary

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Posted by YOUR MOM on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 01:10:00 PST

OCT 17th will be the sickest night EVER!


Posted by YOUR MOM on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 10:29:00 PST

Tonight!

This is where I'll be bitches if you wanna come say hi - or get in a fight.Either way.Peace,kThe official launch of...Come get down with the best that Long Beach has to offer every Tuesday night @ Sac...
Posted by YOUR MOM on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:43:00 PST

the district weekly launch party

Hosted By: District WeeklyWhen: Friday Apr 20, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: Alex's Bar2913 E. AnaheimLong Beach, CA 90804United StatesDescription:District Weekly Click Here To View Event...
Posted by YOUR MOM on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:28:00 PST

my anger and my hope

Having experienced the complete range of human emotion in the past week - I am exhausted. Drained to completion. My life is odder than an episode of the Twilight Zone, more random than the weather, an...
Posted by YOUR MOM on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:11:00 PST

the district weekly

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEMarch 2007Contacts:Will Swaim - Publisher 562-366-1596 x701Mark Kochel - President 562-366-1596 x703The District Weekly will cover the 411 on the city's booming arts and music sce...
Posted by YOUR MOM on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:59:00 PST

i like being here

a violent blush consumes my faceblood racing to my cheeksnoticeably revealing the thoughts in my mindwithout provocation -the flash of memory nearly overwhelms mei look down and smile at nothingfeel m...
Posted by YOUR MOM on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:42:00 PST

phenomenal woman

A couple months ago I was asked a question by a man, who since then has become a very dear friend of mine as well as his amazing girlfriend, that struct me as probably one of the highest compliments I...
Posted by YOUR MOM on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:10:00 PST