I'm Matt 24 year old professional flower pressing champion from chaverton. I once shaved my chest and stomach and it hurt. I would like to say it was a drunken error but i was sober.I hate clowns, especially ronald mcdonald, he is a right pedo. I heard he has been disguising himself as a schoiol to get close to kids - weirdo!Live with my bud - the lazy asswipe Mike Wood who interferes with animals on a regular basis, he is currently subject to an ASBO with conditions not to go to a zoo or anywhere where he may come in direct contact with animals. He likes to lie about having sexual relations, because he has not had his willy wet for over 2 years now due to the fact he has a crusty crab infested crotch.Got me a hot ass ho - her names emma and she is a dumb blande but has a heart of gold. She also practices the art of flower pressing and has a beauty spot on her bum.I like to wrestle midgets and play with monkeys.I once dated Timmy Mallet and sidney poitier, nut not at the same time, that would be weird.I like to sniff jockstraps!!!!
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