Lullabyes to paralyse. It's all making sense! |
I've always had an excessively over-active imagination. My days as mini Bonnie were mostly spent in worlds I created in my head - a spell of my childhood was spent convinced that we all had thought bu...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 07:17:00 GMT |
Has anybody seen the new Marilyn Manson vid?... |
...blee. It truly was enough to put me off my crusty chicken sarnie. A sandwich, might I add, that I didn't even really want as it consisted of 50% of my recommended fat intake (damn these new food la...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 08:05:00 GMT |
Flat-tastic... |
So your dear scribe has found herself a new habitat, has she? Yes she has, and blimey, she's excited.
My first proper place - at the risk of sounding like I just left the womb, I can't help but really...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 18:04:00 GMT |
120 Days later... |
It's not very often that when discussing a new band, I'll use the term 'the new [insert recently popular but now expiring band here]'. And by not very often, I mean never. But in this instance, it see...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 17:37:00 GMT |
This blog brought to you by... shit I read in Q Magazine |
Yay youtube... Alanis Morrisette parodying the Black Eyed Peas track 'My Humps' as a ballad is quite possibly one of my favourite internet japes currently doing the rounds. Not because she successfull...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 13:26:00 GMT |
Hump de FUCK OFF |
It has been brought to my attention that certain bands believe having a rather popular comedian forward slash actor appear in your latest music video is both big and clever. Said bands are sorely mist...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:12:00 GMT |
Carling Weekend - the festival of whores |
What lets more and more punters enter it, only gets dirtier and successfully sends thousands home minus a lot of money but coated in its own filth? Only Britains beloved Carling Weekend, the whor...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:48:00 GMT |
Me Mo Emo...Me Mo Me Me! |
'Rock' is that hot friend of yours whose begun sleeping with a bell end girl you hate, pledged undying alliegence to her and jumps when he's told - you find yourself saying, "...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:03:00 GMT |
R.I.P Craptop |
No more trawling Ebay for those elusive bargains, wiling away the hours on sickanimation.com or signing Myles up to Razorlight e-newsletters - in fact, no more dissertation (as not only did I have it ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 06:54:00 GMT |
Being 21 doesn't mean you're old enough to dress yourself. |
With as much of a grasp on fashion sense as I do on reality, it comes as no surprise that 'wardrobe malfunctions' come thick and fast to me. On one particular day, in a hurry to get to the pub to see ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:21:00 GMT |
