I work grocery, which is crap, and have developed an aversion to people in general.
I enjoy slaughtering a variety of insects and then leaving their corpses as a warning to the rest.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
Waking up early = the end of the world.
I'm distracted by shiny or sparkley things, sometimes stopping in the middle of a sentence to look at something pretty.
I can't remember anything.
I'm never on time.
I watch cartoons.
I ABSOLUELTY HATE THE WIDESPREAD MISUSE OF APOSTRAPHES BY PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPELL.
"There's an idea that the human body is somehow evil and bad and there are parts of it that are especially evil and bad, and we should be ashamed. Fear, guilt and shame are built into the attitude toward sex and the body. ... It's reflected in these prohibitions and these taboos that we have." - George Carlin
And yes, I have heard this joke:
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
