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Scarecrow

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Myspace BackgroundsGreetings. My real name is Adam. Deal with it!First and foremost, I would like to state that this blog is simply an outlet for my bad writings, horrible poetry and broken monologues. Secondly, Any questions that you nosey, prying little bastards might have concerning me shall be answered as follows:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scarecrow
Birthday: 11-09
Birthplace: The worst hospital in Memphis!
Current Location: The Evil Sucking Vortex Of DOOM!! (I.E. Memphis)
Eye Color: Brown, with a streak of hazel in my right eye.
Hair Color: Dark brown.
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left, you pervert!
Your Heritage: Scottish, Irish, Nordic, Indian, English, French, German and Dutch.
The Shoes You Wore Today: The same big black uncomfortable cloddhoppers that I've worn for the past eight years!
Your Weakness: Self Doubt, Lonliness, Depression, Hallucinations, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Irrationality, Poor Musicianship, Friends, Alcohol.
Your Fears: Good grief, don't worry me even more with that shit! I'm already O.C.D. boy, over here!
Your Perfect Pizza: Stromboli is better.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Shooting an indie film.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really IM that much, so I don't have one. But if I did, it would be "Nah-Gah-Haaah!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Uhh. Not again."
Your Best Physical Feature: My elbows,I suppose?
Your Bedtime: I'm sorry, what?
Your Most Missed Memory: Stable home life.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Which is cheaper, huh bitch?
Single or Group Dates: Dating is just emotional false hopes waiting to happen.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey, you uncultured raggamuffin!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Whatever milks your guernsey cow the most.
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH! Wah ha ha ha ha!
Do you Smoke: Unfortunately.
Do you Swear: Fluently!
Do you Sing: Yes, indeedy!
Do you Shower Daily: When it matters.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: Someday, yes.
Do you belive in yourself: Kinda, sorta, not really. Yeah.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Do anxiety attacks count?
Do you think you are Attractive: No, but I'm not a space mutant.
Are you a Health Freak: Um...heh.....uh, no.
Do you get along with your Parents: Somewhat.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yes. Yes I do.
Do you play an Instrument: Harmonica, Guitar, Bass, Keyboards and banjo.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Is the Pope Catholic?
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes sir! (cough)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Umm...yeah.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, no, NO!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, actually.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yeah, off brand.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yepper pepper!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yessirree!
In the past month have you been Dumped: JUST RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Can't say that I have.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not in the past month.
Ever been Drunk: Yes and it remains a weekly goal.
Ever been called a Tease: Ha! No.
Ever been Beaten up: A few times in my life.
Ever Shoplifted: Do to circumstances beyond my control, my lawywers strongly advise that I do not answer this question.
How do you want to Die: I don't, you fucking Kevorkian cultist!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Filmmaker/Musician.
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland and/or Ireland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I've always been more concerned with what is behind the eyes.
Favourite Hair Color: It doesn't really matter as long as she's not balding.
Short or Long Hair: Either.
Height: Not taller than me. Considering how tall I am, it would be a little creepy.
Weight: Somewhere in between anorexic and morbidly obease.
Best Clothing Style: Punk, Goth, Basic, Quirky, Grunge, Bookish and/or Flat Black.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Don't be a crackhead, crackhead!
Number of CDs I own: Too many!
Number of Piercings: Doesn't matter.
Number of Tattoos: See answer above.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: "Regrets, I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption." - Frank Sinatra
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My Blog

What Would Jesus Blog?

A case of Shinerbach and Mary Magdalene's junk on a soft desert night.Sounds like a good weekend to me.Quit the grinnin' and drop the lenin. It's time for us to do some sinnin'! >END TRANSMISSION&l...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:20:00 GMT

Parting Speech

What if I became bored with war? Killing and fighting, famine and more. Ashamed of the pestilence, and disease I have spread. My followers eat banquets, while the good go unfed.   What if I felt...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:51:00 GMT

P.C. Christmas AND The Night Before Chanukah

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged" they were calling them...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 20:43:00 GMT

Burning Questions

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?Why does someone belie...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 16:12:00 GMT

The Witness's Day

The murderer in all of us looked on In a an instant of syringes, the monster's life was gone "The mission's grim." is what the warden said What look do you give who'll soon be dead   The mo...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:49:00 GMT

My Eulogy

Someday I'll be dead.   They'll put my corpse into a coffin, and there will be a ceremony ... a funeral .... a final opportunity for relatives and friends to say goodbye to me. The high point ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 14:43:00 GMT

Bitter Boy

You're a crusty cantankerous codger A fetid, foul old frump An incontinent, Alzheimer's asshole Your pants are filled up with dump You ask the doctor, "Will I live six months?", and he says probably ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:26:00 GMT

Lifes Greatest Disappointments

1. Lap dances. With a face and body like yours, do I really need to pay top dollar for sexual frustration? 2. Yasser Arafat. I'm ever so disappointed that the Palestinian peace hater died of natural c...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:04:00 GMT

Remember When..............

REMEMBER WHEN you displayed your flag on the front porch on the 4th of July, and you didnt have to worry about whether it would be misinterpreted as support for a corrupt president and his administrat...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 12:53:00 GMT

The Action of Activism

I am a hypocriteAll the timeIn my bashful eyesIn every passing dimeI talk such talkBut my limbs are stillIn their idle woeI am conscience-illThe papers bleedAnd I weep, I weepFor the suffering of peop...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 13:50:00 GMT