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Lauran

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AbOuT ThE Eclectic InDiViDuAlHi my name is _ _ _ _ _ _ & im an alcoholic GOD IS LOVE IM 120LBS BUT MY SOUL WEIGHS A TON I SAY THE STUPIDEST $h!t I EAT WAAAAAAY TO MUCH I RINSE,LATER,& REPEAT(jeff);) PROACTIV MADE MY FACE BREAK OUT 0_o I LUV MY MAMA MY FAV WORD IS ENDOPLASMIC RECTICULUM I LUV THE WAY IT ROLLS OFF MY TONGUE..LMAO I AM A PROUD MOMMY OF A 1YR SHIH TZU...MY JO JO NIGEL KEEPS ME BALANCED MUSIC KEEPS ME SANE SARCASIM IS MY MIDDLE NAME..WELL ACTUALLY ITS ASHLEIGH IM A REALIST BEANS BEANS GOOD FOR UR HEART..THE MORE U EAT THE MOE U FART U LAUGH @ ME BC IM DIFFERENT.. I LAUGH @ U BC UR LIKE EVERY1ELSE MADE UP OF RED& WHITE BLOOD CELLS,ORGANS, AND ESTROGEN SMARTTY TICKLES MY FANCY VOTE FOR PEDRO ONE OF MY LIFES GOAL IS TO REACH MENOPAUSE I DONT BURP..I FART...I MEAN HEY...ITS NATURAL GAS..RIGHT???RIGHT??? EVERYBODYS GOT A LIL LIGHT UNDER THE SUN...UNDER THE SUN... BARNEY, CLOWNS, & TELETUBBIES SCARE ME I LIKE CHEESE... I AM THE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTIONOK NOW LEAVE MY MUTHA@!*&%^# PAGE!!!!! ..