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About Me

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Comprised of three individuals from different backrounds and musical preferences, the Machete Monks challenge audiences every show for open-minded receptiveness. Musically, Machete Monks stem from... well shit, every genre out there! No boundaries, we write what we feel. There should be something for everyone, Dead Head to Crack Head, we got you covered!!! If you didn't like the first song you heard... stick around, you'll like the next!
"Johnny Marz discovers the secret to masturbating without using his hands****Machete Eddie makes Teen Magazine's "Top 10 Who's Drunk In Streamwood" list coming in at 4****KT arrested for brutally assaulting a waiter and public exposure at the Old Country Buffet****Machete Monks looking for new singer****.
AS HEARD ON Q101 CHICAGO!
So yeah, we finally made it to radio. Thanks to all our fans out there that helped vote us in. We're officially on the roster, SOOOOOOOOOOOO your job as loyal fans, as we thank you, is to submit your playlists with one of ours songs. DO IT, everyone's doin' it. Just CLICK HERE to go to Q101 Chicago and on the left side click on "Submit a 'my shuffle'" and add Machete Monks - EVIL to your playlist. If you can't find us, you have an option to "WRITE-IN A SONG."
(NOTE: If you have a pop-up blocker it might not come up, so hold ctrl while you click and this should bypass your block)
BTW, Thanks to all our fans for all the support!!
PS. We LOVE reading your comments so keep em cuming! We do!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 22/04/2005
Band Website:
Band Members:

Bass: EDDIE SULITA
Drums: JOHN MARSZALEK
Guitar: KEVIN RUBIN

Influences: At the Drive In
Bad Religion
BB King
Beastie Boys
The Beatles
Black Sabbath
Blue Meanies
Blur
Bob Marley
The Bravery
Buddy Guy
Def Tones
The Doors
Charlie Hunter
The Cure
Face to Face
Grateful Dead
Herbie Hancock
Incubus
Jimi Hendrix
John McLaughlin
The Killers
Led Zeppelin
Mars Volta
Megadeth
Ministry
Morrissey
Muddy Waters
Pat Martino
The Philadelphia Experiment
Phish
Pink Floyd
Queens of the Stoneage
Radiohead
Rage Against the Machine
Ray's Music Exchange
Refused
Rocket From the Crypt
Rush
The Smiths
The Specials
Sublime

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THE RUMBLE FACTOR THEORY
Spread the word that the Machete Monks are here... armed and dangerous!

"Once in great while, a band comes along that has the power to change the way we think about manic riff banging, psychotastic jams. In fact MM will give you a multiple rock-gasm so intense that it will leave you more soaking wet than a dozen trips down Disney's Splash Mountain during a tropical rain storm. So when they grab their instruments and start pounding on them, don't forget to hump along with the beat. Learn to love all over again."
FLABBY HOFFMAN

Record Label: InfernoMonkeyMusic
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Machete FA-Q

Hello everyone. We are happy to annouce that after a long vacation, the BLOG is back, making its triumphant return. Sure it's just another way to load useless, poorly tyoed, crap into the apartment of...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 02:20:00 GMT

Thats Art Garcia's Party

A house party, man I haven't played one of these is a long time. I forgot how much fun it was. Brought me back to the old days of twelve years ago when I first started playing in a band and all the gi...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 02:20:00 GMT

PRP Setlist & Shit

I was going to write this really cool long blog entry. It would have been really cool. Here is the setlist Headstrong/ the Wanderer/ Superhero/ funkRush() / A.T.D.I/ Grandpa's Song/ No Maches Mamone/...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:44:00 GMT

PRP Open Mic Night Setlist

We hit a open mic last night on accident. Didn't know it was a open mic, actually we just went to Penny Road Pub for some wings and beer and the next thing, out of the blue, we're on stage.....
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:53:00 GMT

Have a Kick Ass Summer, KIT - Machete Monks Journey Into Madness

beginBlog() { //story bungalow joes, the Machete Monks, scotch and water, 10 scotch and waters, the wandering endorphin, the coma collective, no hangover, wake and bake, ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:17:00 GMT

... As heard on Acid Jazz after Midnight

Eddie Mamone was about a ½ hour late getting to KT's house for the ride to the go Jangle music lounge show. KT and N were the ride into the city, its hard enough finding parking for one car in Wrigley...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 20:36:00 GMT

The Revenge of Machete Q. Jaredykef - Movement .6

He was a simple man, he liked his parties and nite life, just like the rest of America. He would skip and stroll and bop and weave and enjoy life.... until that one fateful day... The Revenge of Mach...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:36:00 GMT

High Times

2 Guinness's, 6 Miller High Life's for the low lives, 2 Miller Lites, 1 corona, Fritz, Utech, Ray, Cory, N, $12.50 bar tab, and I didn't use my 2 free drink 'cos I'm in a band tickets&. wh...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 00:39:00 GMT

Dedicated to the dancing queen

Wednesday 9.27.06 I roll into the Elbo room. The legendary Elbo room. The place is empty, except for the few bands setting up. I order a High Life, they don't have High Life so I order a Miller Light...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:25:00 GMT

Tonik

Ah yes, the Machete Monks return to Tonik. I always enjoy playing Tonik. Mike Rizzo (Hoyne) treats all the bands that play there really well. It's a great place to play. I was drinking Scotch ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:35:00 GMT