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I've never been slapped by Sean Connery so that could prove to be interesting. He just strikes me as the kind of man that would invite you and your entire family over for dinner. Then half way through he would get up, walk over to you without saying a word, and slap you. He wouldnt hit you. That wouldnt be his style. He would slap you and make you feel like a little bitch. Then he would quietly sit back down and finish his meal. All the while you are left to ponder why you even exist at all.