About Me
I love being a SMART ASS. I just love it. Sometimes it comes across as being a bitch, but I kinda like being a bitch sometimes too. Especially if you deserve it. Otherwise I probably think your cool. I like pretty much everyone. I also love when people think I'm funny. That is very important that you think I'm funny. Yes, life is short. BUT life is really long on the day to day not to enjoy yourself. Embrace something GOOD in life, and laugh a lot!!! And you should do scary things like pick up and move to California with very little cash...Oh, right, that falls under the be stupid catagory, but you should do that sometimes too. And one of my favorite people once told me that I was kinda "Glass is half empty lately" SO try to be glass is half full and no matter how hard things seem search out the bright side in it too, it'll get better. Unless it just really SUCKS then its ok to have that moment too. I say pout but if your gonna pout do it right, don't 1/2 ass it! Like stick your lip out and whimper and stuff. Other wise just get the hell over it. And whenever you can act like a dumb-ass you should. Swallow your cool and act like a fool. I hate when people do mean stuff. I would do absolutly anything for the people I love, and I hate it when someone does my loved ones wrong. What else about me. I like to swear, I know it is so not cute or lady-like, but whatever, sometimes it just makes such a strong point! Although I have been trying to watch it lately-sometimes. I love to make people laugh, I don't care much for spelling. I love babies and dogs (see exhibit madison the worlds cutest bulldog), and HORSES, and the OCEAN, (I have recently been dubbed an Ocean Freak by one of my nearest and dearest,) and shiny stuff and clouds, and pretty things. I love going to the beach during the weekdays or week-evenings. I feel like I'm gettin away with something. My favorite jobs ever were driving an Ice Cream truck, and working on my horse ranch! Oh yea that was the best! I would make up little songs on the ice cream truck. "Here comes the ice cream lady...la la la" And I love the horse ranch. And, as of recently working at Doran Beach! Hello...I work at the BEACH!!! Can you even believe that's a real job!!!! My GOD! I want to be a Farmer/Rancher when I grow up--seriously thats not me being a smartass, I really want to own a ranch! I could live out-doors! But not so much camping unles it is like fake camping (NINA!). I'm sorry, but for being a big farmer girl, I still need a sink and a toilet. I'm not a bear I don't want to....in the woods! I would very much like to learn how to surf and maybe go rock climbing more. OH, and I really want to take up kayaking or rowing. I saw this lady out in the bay kayaking and it looked like a tremendous amount of fun! AND kite-surfing. I would truly love being pulled along through the water by a giant kite. The best thing about me and what I love the most is BISHOP!!! My super cute kid. Man.I love him. He's so cool...
