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A Kidnap Victim!

About Me

Hello everyone my name is Esaw and I roam the streets of Washington, DC at rediculous hours of the night. I sell water downtown to extremely thirsty people and find this job very rewarding. For extra money, I hook a wagon up to my mountain bike and take tourists for a ride... I become much like a human chariot. Aside from work, I enjoy spending time walking to my local 711 where I hangout for extended periods of time. The people in my life are very important to me... in particular Amanda & Monica, two young girls who kidnapped me from Dupont Circle one night and left me stranded on the Virginia side of the potomac river. You may also like to know that I'm addicted to ciggarettes so you will often find me chain smoking outside of restaurants and hotels or you may even find me urinating in a back alley-way or behind any large stationary object.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who sweat alot and people who sweat often.

My Blog

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