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I aM aLL tHAt iS MeL!

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About Me

Hola people, my name is Melissa but most of my people call me Mel; if you can remember enough to NEVER CALL ME MISSY and try not to call me Michelle, we cool. I'm a nurse in this small town of alice, texas. I also work alot as a mother to my daughter Taryn, and my son Trenden. I tend to call in sick alot to my wife job but my husband Jaime is very understanding and hasn't fired me...yet. I'm a very simple girl who likes very simple things. Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a real goof and am very easily amused especially with anything to do with puppets/puppet shows! I LOVE music, furthermore I LOVE to sing (very loudly) my poor family has come to endure it (poor babies!). If you happen to stumble on my profile, i would love to meet cha, just leave me a message, and as soon as i get a chance, I'LL HOLLA!!

My Interests

Having fun with the family. I love it when we can all go out together and have fun at other people's expense!! (get it, cuz i have children... small children... small terrible children j/k)
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone that is as goofy as me or can tolerate my goofy ass

Music:

Gangsta Rap!!! O.k not really but my favs are rap and classic hip-hop, classic R&B, regular ol' R&B, soul, and don't laugh classical; it just seems to calm my wired ass down...

Movies:

COMEDY!!! I really do not like that lifetime made for T.V bullcaca. Maybe I can sit through a Romance flick, but it better be pretty damn funny. I'm really into the psycho comedy of Kat Williams right now; that dude is insane!! As of right now, Nacho Libre is the funniest thing i have ever seen!!..
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Television:

Well I can't help but to be into shows that have medical plots so you guessed it CSI, HOUSE, Grey's Anantomy, and of course SCRUBS!!!Stephen Colbert Roasts Bush at Correspondent's Dinner
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Books:

Just read Running with Scissors-Loved it and Just started to tackle the Bible cuz He ain't through with me yet! (Steve Harvey)

Heroes:

I don't know who my hero is; but my rock is my sis MANDARKIS; cuz she is the ying to my yang, the thelma to my louise, the ren to my stimpy, the sweeetah to my duuuude, the... well you get the pic!
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My Blog

Soothing the Virgo "Just show up"

I can't help but feel that I always get less than 50% of the promised 50/50.  My husband does an amazing job with the kids most of the time but when it comes to keeping up the house and other tri...
Posted by I aM aLL tHAt iS MeL! on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:08:00 PST

Au Revoir Faux Pas!

     I have always considered myself an old-at-heart kind of gal.  In my old age I have grown quite intolerant of most things and of course one of those things are big social ...
Posted by I aM aLL tHAt iS MeL! on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:21:00 PST

The Four Stages of Abandonment

     About a week ago, I returned from Chicago and I have  avoided tidying up.  Yesterday, I began clearing off my bar and putting away all the crap that seems to accumul...
Posted by I aM aLL tHAt iS MeL! on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 07:24:00 PST

ITS NOT WATERMELON!

     I was having a cig with my co-working buddy the other night near the end of my shift.  I told her I felt super crappy because I had started my period.  We agreed tha...
Posted by I aM aLL tHAt iS MeL! on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:42:00 PST

'Because I Sooo Totally Could--(but really how could you?!?)

     I got up early from my coma because my kids decided that I had enough sleep.  I usually just feed them and fix whatever catastrophe they have conjured and try to go ...
Posted by I aM aLL tHAt iS MeL! on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 02:35:00 PST

Mother's Day...BAAAA HUMBUG!!

Last night I put in a late shout out to all my mommy friends to wish them all Happy Mother's day.  I have been a mom for almost seven years now.  Watching my babies grow and learn is the mos...
Posted by I aM aLL tHAt iS MeL! on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:23:00 PST

A Handicapped Agenda

     I was driving home from work this morning when on the radio news, I heard about the recent disaster that occured in Kansas over the weekend.  I, along with everyone else ...
Posted by I aM aLL tHAt iS MeL! on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:48:00 PST

BURRRN!

Why oh why does life hit you with a blow to your gut when you are just innocently standing there?  Why is it that when no one is paying attention to your dumb ass your life is uneventful, normal,...
Posted by I aM aLL tHAt iS MeL! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

Unblack Heroes

Hey friends and not friends, (yet) just wanted to blog about black history month.  As you probably have noticed, I have been profiling some very well known black heroes on my myspace pi...
Posted by I aM aLL tHAt iS MeL! on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:29:00 PST

Vacant Spaces

My family and I moved into brand spanking new apartments right before christmas and they are pretty neat cuz it came with everything brand new including appliances. This was absolutely a perk cuz the ...
Posted by I aM aLL tHAt iS MeL! on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST