Prana11679: lol I find that "Married but bi-curious" Always gets a lot of hits
I let one of my best friends ever Prana write my profile...it was sort of like eating something really spicy, it sounds like a good idea, but you pay for it for a long, long, long time afterwards.
'Skyte According To Prana:
What can I say about Jamie that hasn't already been written on bathroom stalls?
Her kitchen is always a mess. Every time I talk to her she has a sink full of dishes. Her house is haunted and she doesn't care. She laughs in the face of danger and spits in the face of safety. Come to think of it she may have serious mental problems. Jamie is 10ft 6inches tall and has insanely long hair that I'm fairly sure is the source of her power. I plan to steal it as soon as she lifts the restraining order.
Jamie has fifteen jobs and does them all better than I could do one. She's also in every club ever invented. She even traveled forward in time to join clubs that haven't been invented yet. She's magic and has the power to add extra hours to the day. There's no other explanation for how she does everything she does.
Jamie has more friends than I have cells in my body. I really think some of them she just made up and through sheer force of will brought into existence fully formed.
I can safely say Jamie is prettier than Pauly Shore and smarter than Anna Nicole Smith. Or was it the other way around? Her computer's name is Guido, he's a mafia hit-man. She collects frog stuff. I think she's trying to find a prince. Or maybe a princess. She could swing either way. Jamie once starred in a porno flick. And by starred I mean I cut her head off a photo and used my mad movie making skills to put her in the movie. She was very grateful, I have the bruises to prove it. I also have the movie, send me a dollar and I'll…oh crap here she comes! ::runs away::
I love you too, Pranie.
I'm currently studying to become a Pediatrician. Sometimes I sleep, sometimes if I'm really lucky, I sleep for more then four hours at once.
I spend all of my free time volunteering for places that I'm always surprised let me back, going to classes, and working. It keeps me busy, which keeps me out of trouble, which is a good thing.
What I'm Doing Now:
It's Spring Term. Hurray! Just a few more months until Summer, and all the flowers are blooming. What could be better then that?
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