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+ravi$

I drive luxury cars that shift themselves.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

(1.) 3 & 33 (2.) Beautiful bunnies (3.) People who like to laugh (4.) People who know more than me (5.) Music junkies (6.) A psychic that's good (7.) Steve Coogan, Robert Rodriguez & Norm MacDonald

Music:

Beck, LCD Soundsystem, TV on the Radio, Danger Mouse productions, Beastie Boys, Spank Rock, Serge Gainsbourg, ODB, Velvet Underground, The Stooges, MF Doom, Gorillaz, Hot Chip, dance music with guitars, The Clash, Chow Nasty, Whitey, James Brown, Harry Nilsson, 2 Many DJs, Big Dada, Miles Davis, Tom Waits, Willie Bobo, U-Roy, John Cooper Clarke, Lord Flea and his Calypsonians, Kitsune Records, DFA Records, Os Mutantes, Tom Jones, Soul Jazz Records compilations, Mike Ladd, Daft Punk, Outkast, Joe Bataan, 20's~30's country/blues/folk, 60's~70's funk/punk/pop/psych/soul, Louis Prima, Gary Numan, Diplo, Johnny Thunders, The Futureheads, anything classified as go-go music, tropicalia, cumbia, calypso, African Township music, Cam'ron, Nas, T.I., Killer Mike, Donovan, Regina Spektor, Moondog, Lou Reed, Can, David Bowie, Rolling Stones, The Kinks, Joe Meek productions, music with yodeling, Pariliament/Funkadelic, The Fall, Miami bass, Dillinja, Stereo Total, Money Mark, Willie D, ESG, Joy Division, James Blood Ulmer, Cody ChestnuTT, Georgie Fame, John Coltrane, Cannonball Adderly, Justice, Sex Pistols, Interpol, Jimi Hendrix, The Sonics, The Strokes, Daniel Johnston, Prince Paul, Squarepusher, Cannibal Ox, The Ramones, Ying Yang Twins, Disco Rick, Poison Clan

Movies:

Schizopolis, Symbiopsychotaxiplasm: Take One, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 2 Or 3 Things I Know About Her, 8 1/2, Battle of Algiers, Gummo, Annie Hall, Buffalo 66, Stranger Than Paradise, Raging Bull, Casino, Playtime, Happiness of the Katakuris, Reservoir Dogs, The Great Dictator, Mondo Cane, A Perfect World, 24 Hour Party People, Natural Born Killers, Pleasantville, Traffic, Julien Donkey Boy, Pulp Fiction, Manhattan, Windy City Heat, The Man Who Wasn't There, Barton Fink, Dark Days, The Trial, Apocalypse Now, Pi, Dead Man, Persona, Rushmore, Napoleon Dynamite, Even Dwarves Started Small, Alphaville, Pootie Tang, Tetsuo The Iron Man, Hudsucker Proxy, Point Blank, Big Lebowski, I Am Curious Blue and Yellow, Haxan, The Stupids, Sweet & Lowdown, Purple Rose of Cairo, Ratchcatcher, Freeway, Ikiru, Ed Wood, Welcome To The Dollhouse, American Movie, Salo, Brain Candy, Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story, The Departed, Woman In The Dunes

Television:

The Wire, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Colbert Report, You Tube, The Office, The Simpsons, King Of the Hill, The Sopranos, Beavis & Butthead, Da Ali G Show, Monty Python, 60 Minutes, Nightline, The Twilight Zone (the old ones), Late Night w/ Conan, Jackass, Cops, World's Wildest Police Chases, Jose Luis Sin Censura, TV Funhouse

Books:

Confederacy of Dunces, Slaughterhouse Five, Gods of Eden, The Life and Opinions of Tristam Shandy (comma) Gentleman, Catcher in the Rye, Ego Trip's Big Book of Racism, 1984, Animal Farm, Private Parts, Letters From a Nut, Vice, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, art books, dictionaries & thesauri

Heroes:

Woody Allen, Jim Jarmusch, Brian Burton, Evguenie Sokolov, Tycho Brahe, Rod Serling, George Washington, Steven Soderbergh, Salvador Dali, Benjamin Franklin, Werner Herzog, Charlie Kaufman, Suge Knight, L. Ron Hubbard, Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo and Raphael

My Blog

Old Ladies Hate The Ozone

My job sometimes requires that I go out to CBS to pick up tapes. The other day I arrived at Television City just as The Price Is Right audience was leaving. I noticed all the little old ladies filin...
Posted by +ravi$ on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:10:00 PST

Top 10 tracks as of 8/16/05, 3:11 AM

(in no particular order) 1. The Transplants - "Gangsters & Thugs" (Paul Wall Chopped & Screwed Remix) -- This surprisingly not only doesn't suck, but is quite awesome. I can't explain it, it just ...
Posted by +ravi$ on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 03:25:00 PST

I saw Estelle Constanza today

I saw George Constanza's mom in the lobby of one of the buildings I work at. I guess she isn't much different than most other old people. She looked extremely confused by all the elevators (some go...
Posted by +ravi$ on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 01:51:00 PST

The lady with the topographical map thighs on Hollywood

I was in my car on Hollywood and La Brea when I saw this woman wearing a short black dress that ended just above the bottom of her ass. She was standing at an intersection waiting to cross the street ...
Posted by +ravi$ on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 01:43:00 PST

33% God R.I.P.

I've changed my DJ name. It used to be 33% God, but people just never really seemed to get it. So let me take this opportunity to set the record straight before I put it to rest for good. First off, i...
Posted by +ravi$ on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 02:01:00 PST

Stargates, Shape-Shifting Reptilians and George W. Bush

Let me preface this entry by saying, I'm not some crazy conspiracy nut. I generally don't waste too much energy trying to figure out the myriad of ways that Dick, Hot Karl, and Bush fuck us. After t...
Posted by +ravi$ on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 03:19:00 PST

Rupert Murdoch/News Corp/Fox now own MySpace

Does anyone care? I haven't seen anyone comment on this. The bulletin board posters seem more interested in finding out whether or not you think the person pictured above you is hot or not or tryi...
Posted by +ravi$ on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 02:13:00 PST

American Idol Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack

Can somebody please explain this American Idol phenomenon to me? I don't get it. I've tried to ignore it since its inception, but it's so deeply ingrained in the collective American conscious that yo...
Posted by +ravi$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My 10 favorite tracks as of 10:28pm on 4.25.05

in no particular order... 1. The Latin Brothers - "Las Calenas Son Como Las Flores" 2. LCD Soundsystem - "Tribulations" 3. Amerie - "One Thing" 4. Hot Chip - "Keep Fallin;" 5. Edan - "I See Col...
Posted by +ravi$ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST