V-8 moment |
The other day I was talking to an old friend regarding a horrible moment in my life that I thought he was aware of. You see, his best friend beat me up years ago. He was shocked and numbed to find out...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:48:00 GMT |
What a girl wants |
A keyboard that doesn't need a cynder block to prop it up.A mouse that isn't irratic.Nicely shaped and strong fingernails.An efficient way to file papers.A dishwasher that actually worked.Something to...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 10:48:00 GMT |
Christmas Memories |
We lived in an apartment in Orange and I remember getting the Playskool Inchworm. Man, did I love that crazy thang! I rode it around all day long. I used to rush home to take it for a ride and make th...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:41:00 GMT |
It was a dark and stormy night, just like tonight... |
I will never do this story justice. This is a true story that belongs to Danny Elfman's mom. It's been years since I've heard the story, so I may be a bit rusty on the details, but I'll do the very be...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:05:00 GMT |
**POOF** |
This is a little story about my mummy. She passed away in 91 due to complications from smoking. She asked to be cremated and placed in this Capodimonte jar she got as a wedding gift. I think there's a...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:18:00 GMT |
Crash, Boom, Bang! |
Here's how it went down...
I'm drivin' down the 5 South at a normal rate and not too close to the car ahead of me. I see a blonde in a nice Mercedes that cut me off and she's busy reading a littl...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:26:00 GMT |
Kitty...do we really care? |
Taking inventory of me:If I say I like tattoos, vintage cars and cool music, I sound a little rough around the edges. If I say I like to wear skirts and stockings, get pedicures and that you'll never ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:02:00 GMT |
The Devil lives in my toaster |
It started out like any other day, waking up to Wayne Newton's secret recording of Smells Like Teen Spirit and hunting for a towel to dry myself off from the leaky water bed. At least I hope that's wh...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 23:55:00 GMT |
Could there really be more? |
Why yes, yes there can be more to the adventures last Sunday.
Bobo continues to tell me that he won't give me his myspace for a zillion reasons, all pathetic. I get annoyed. He has done all sorts of ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:39:00 GMT |
The adventures with Bobo |
This could be titled pirates, flaming Chinese and toothless hookers.
I have this friend, whom I shall call "Bobo" to protect the guilty. It's never a dull moment with him. First of all, he takes ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:01:00 GMT |
