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The Mad Farmer

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About Me

Wildness, Ed. Wildness! we're runnin' out of it, man. even up here in Alaska. People need to be reminded that the world is unsafe and unpredictable; and that, at the drop of a hat, they could lose everything man, just like that. you couldn't predict that. I do it to remind them that Chaos is out there behind the horizon and he's lurking, that's why..... 

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i tend to just like who i meet rather than meet who i'd like.

My Blog

yes we can.

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Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 20:34:00 GMT

in lieu of life...

there's a painting of a hawaiian hawk over my toilet. My father named me after them. this morning i looked it in the eye and tried to connect to it somehow. as i stood at the sink, my thoughts covered...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 11:32:00 GMT

adventures in the international foods aisle.

so the other day, James and Nathan and I were wandering aimlessly about marin, visiting the various retail establishments which employ members of out merry band, and wound up in Pier 1 Imports (you se...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:47:00 GMT

The Revolution Will Not Be Pasteurized

The Mad Farmer Liberation FrontLove the quick profit, the annual raise,vacation with pay. Want moreof everything ready-made. Be afraidto know your neighbors and to die.And you will have a window in yo...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 16:08:00 GMT

Moneypenny goes for broke.......

the Mad Farmer in the CityAs my first blow against it, I would not stay.As my second, I learned to live without it.As my third, I went back one day and sawthat my departure had left a little holewhere...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 11:48:00 GMT

Cuban salsa and facial hair

Kay, so two things. one, i'm joining Jesse in the land of the bearded folk. i have this odd sense that it's going to be more impactful than i realize, that one truly feels like a different person with...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 18:33:00 GMT

Still no beer..........

yeah.....it's been almost two months since i've had a beer. the first month was easy, but this is starting to suck. i need a big jump so i can land this 7 and get back to my drinking hobby. someone ma...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 17:38:00 GMT

No Beer.......

i woke up this morning, and found that on my hand, I had printed in ballpoint pen, the words " NO BEER 'TILL HALLOWEEN". the NO was underlined, and apparently I felt very strongly about this at some p...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 13:58:00 GMT

aaaah shit.....

home from brazil, sittin in portland, waiting to snowboard. weather sucks. pffff..........
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Nathan Scott Philips

I have a new friend. he is a microscopic worm. he lives in my left ankle. his name is Nathan Scott Philips. we go surfing and running together. i buy him drinks. he doesnt drink much. he is rapidly d...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT