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Darien

That asshole cookie knows nothing about my life!

About Me

Isn't it fabulous that today's path to self discovery is accomplished through html tags, spats of pop-indie music and clever quips? What a wonderful world! I suppose I am still of the antiquated persuasion that true "About Me" moments come from those unexpected notions that hit you when you're sitting on the subway by yourself or (my favorite) sitting in the grass down by the East River, staring at the sky that, as a New Yorker, you rarely see in its full crushing presence. WOW! Is this emo enough yet? Wait- no. It's not emo anymore. Hipsters are the new Emo kids these days. They're music is more upbeat or something and they wear spandex (?) Oh Hell, I can't even keep it straight and I live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, the Mecca and breeding ground of the mal-adjusted 20-something popular crowd and whatever social sect that may encompass. I like wearing big shirts, though. I'm learning, see? I've even got a Myspace now (the noun and some growing confidence of the verb)... so I can Myspace people things and I can Myspace a band. Awesome! And to boot: I've finally added a touch of color to this bland old page. Yessir! Life is lookin' up! Give me another week and this page will be covered in more shit than CNN during a nuclear war!
More funny cat pictures at lolcats.com!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi and/or Rocky Balboa... Oh! And Hollis Gillespie

My Blog

Just in case you were wondering...

Here Come the Thought Police 4:47pm Monday, Nov 19 by Ralph E. Shaffer and R. William Robinson   With overwhelming bipartisan support, Rep. Jane Harman's "Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Te...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:31:00 GMT

DUMBLEDORE’S GAY!?

There is a growing concern that keeps rearing it's ugly head into my everyday life and it's becoming increasingly difficult to ignore. It seems to me that there is something terribly wrong with many m...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:10:00 GMT

A Southern politician that gets it

I won't flower it with jokes and sarcasm; I just want people to know about this man and the Southern population (albeit a small one) that he represents. I would also like to mention that Mr. Lewi...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 07:19:00 GMT

Why I love Craigslist.

There is something sincerely wrong with this city, exemplified through this honest request made by the sweet, naive  Pers-431649184. If you are offended (as I was) keep on the path, Reader. ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:18:00 GMT