I'm really 73 years old. I play in a hard core heavy metal band called MISTER FISTER. I'm into salty erotic pleasure. I'm hung like a Field Mouse. I love scabs, and have a scab collection of celebrity shaped scabs. They make my pimple sized penis erect. I love fuckin' scabs. I have a pet stork named "FiFi". He tells me I'll be president of the U.S. one day. God I love scabs. I'm healthy, but I stubbed my toe this morning, so I'm feeling really bad about that. But I named that toe Joey, but he's mad at me for stubbing him. So we don't talk like we used to. I like to smoke cigars upsidedown in the jacuzzi. I had a girlfriend once, but she deflated. After that, we never talked of our wedding engagement again. Joey never liked her anyway cuz she had a foot fetish and that didn't fly with Joey. NO DICE.
