The Bay's Most Bootlegged Bitch
Party like a rock star. Play like an All-Star.
Live like a movie star... fuck like a porn star.
Why stress over worthless people when they stay sweatin' offa me & mines hard enough for the both of us. Hahaha!
Perfect will never be affected by the "pathetic".
N Known As: Stop askin if my momma's an alcoholic cuz my real name is Jhanessy [Ja-neh-see]; Hennessy, (the ever so popular) Hellacious Hennie, Hyphy, Heem, Mama Hyphy, Killa, & that one crazy ass bitch.
N Resides In: Little Korea LOL or SacramentHOE
Momma's house in Pittsburg, CA. {P-World} 925 aka Where the Richmond & Oakland rejects live; Little Scraper City; SHITTSBURG
I REP the Philippines nigga WHAT?! You weak turf rats ain't seen ghetto till you've lived in a 3rd world country mayne. Stop frontin'.
N Blood Line: Filipina, German, Portuguese, Chinese; & I speak fluent Tagalog, bitch!
N So International: Been to Canada, Korea, Italy, Hawaii (& some of its islands), and posted in the P.I. 4th - 6th grade & Sophomore - Senior year. No age limit bitches, YEE!
Tryna find that one nigga to travel the rest of the world wit... It's nothin but beach resorts, lobster dinners & the finer things in life for this pretty ass, sick wit it savage.
N Hustle Real Lightweight Hard: haha I be office pimpin' it at Paradigm Corp. Got promoted less than 6 months into my position. Yeah, y'all know yo girl be gettin paid to be on Myspace! HAHA Don't hate!
Tryna get into somethin else real soon, so if y'all got a refferal mayne shoot that shit my way.
N Reputation as: A ghetto bitch that got a knack for fighting; "I heard she stabbed her X-man!" "Well I heard bitch got a mouthpiece that won't quit." "Blood, that bitch is psycho! I heard she scraped some nigga at a club!" LOL; A wannabe turffy; THE BAY'S MOST BOOTLEGGED BITCH; yada yada etc.
N REAL Talk Tho: I'm not ghetto by choice, I'm ghetto by enviornment. So save me the turf bullshit cuz I ain't tryna be on any of y'alls boofed out McRipper ass levels aight. And I ain't no psycho, I'ma cutthroat bitch that can box is all. I may have a lightweight temper problem but that's just all my pent up anger, feel me? But I've learned from all the bullshit that's happened in my past & turned myself into a strong-willed, opinionated, aggressive, feministic, saucy ass alpha female. But I'ma nice bitch, real talk! I only go dumb on niggas when they deserve it. Basically my patnas (or fam) & I are the wrong folks to fuck wit if you see me in public. Pretty girls can throw down just as hard as any nigga, okkkkkk?! haha
I don't wanna be no fuckin hood hopper. I could give a fuck about livin in the Town or wherever else ghetto ass city. Nigga please, section 8 housing ain't my thang. I gives a fuck about me & what I can do, usin a city as a weapon nowadays makes people think they finna be intimidating. Ha. That's funny. People be knowin about me and how I run shit SAVAGELY n' I was just born in Mtn. View =) I earned my respect and fear from niggas cuz of how I get down. You gummy ass hoes needa do the same. But on a lighter note, I'ma a good ass patna. I stay spoilin' my ride or dies as long as I got the means, ya dig? To me, if you take the time to make me happy then I'ma return the favor 3-folds. I lightweight have a habit of doin too much for my niggs so I get taken advantage of here & there... weird considering folks think I'ma straight bitch huh? haha But I've come to the resolution that my real friends got me even tho I ain't bought 'em shit or smoked 'em out or somethin, y'know? No more nice, givin' ass Hennie. So think twice before you try n' fuck me over, patna. I ain't runnin' no rent-a-homie hustle over here.
Oh yeah and STOP SWANGIN' Y'ALLS GREASY ASSES OFFA MY TITTIES & DETACH Y'ALLS JABBER JAWS FROM MY NUT SACK WILL YA? A bitch can only tolerate so much from you no-life ass, insecure, hatin' on a top notch ass, wolf pussy chimps till she losses her fuckin mind! It erks the livin' fuckin shit outta me that none of you cock gobblin' hoes can't just do it movin' OUT my goddamn life. Skip to my fuckin' loo, niggas. Squeek² ya crunchy ass rat heads. Scurry the fuck on to whatever meth stankin' hole y'all crawled out of already!
Thanks & have a great fuckin' day, you fags.
N Can I Kick It? Yes you can! When I'm back in the Bay that is. I'm currently attending the rest of my college year in the Philippines as to allow me to focus on gettin' my shit well & done so I can go on to bigger & better thangs in my already wonderful life =) I'll be back in gorgeous California every summer tho so fear not my darlings, Hyphy Ass Heem will never chalk Bay life ♥
Diamonds & rubies & fangs, OH MY!
My 2pt. $400 white gold grill. 26 diamonds SHININ' wit ruby studded curved fang tips. Now run along n' bootleg little ones hahahahaaa
"Bet she neva seen a SAV in Timbs...
Pushin' S5 sittin' on some Davin rims."
Light like Snow White, THICK mayne. She dynamite! Rockin' that killa glock. Nigga, I'll whoo-ride ya whole block. I'm that bitch y'all keep strivin' to be but hoe you shit outta luck cuz YOU AIN'T ME.
