I love my wife.
My friends are my family.
My friends are my family.
Im certified.
Im an asshole.
Im always broke so bartering is always an option.
I like fast cars.
My body runs on nicotene and coffee.
I drive well at high speeds.
My cat is a thief.
I consume more alcohol then one should.
I love wheatpasting, stencils and stickers.
I love donnys dollar double downs...
I hate women who wear boot, skirt or short combinations.
Ed McMahon wrote me and said I owe him $100,000 dollars.
This is Kommissar our kitty
