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About Me

Im THE guy. Im a professional wrestler. I like peas..... no wait, I hate peas. I like All sorts of funny stupid shit. I like stand up comedy. Im a size 11 shoe. Im a 32 waist. I wear medium and large shirts. I dont wear underwear because they keep me bundled up. Any other questions, ask.

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My Blog

2009 Wrestling Schedule

This is my current schedule for 2009.  If you want to book me, feel free to email me at [email protected] 21, 2009:  Pro Wrestling Revolution.  Dix Hills, NYMarch 7, 2009:  Connecticut Wr...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 14:10:00 GMT

Hi ho Hi ho, off to New Paltz I go.

Well at the age of 24 I guess its time I grew up.  As of January 20th, I will be attending SUNY New Paltz.I will probably be the oldest person dorming there.  But whatever, I could care less...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 08:32:00 GMT

RIP Tom

Its been a hard week.  I know Im not one for these sad, sappy blogs.  As mine are moreso funny anticdotes and cultural observances.  But ever since last friday, my life has somewhat bee...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 15:22:00 GMT

News Report

Well well well...  Its been a long while since I last posted a blog.  Not saying that my blogs are profound in any sort of way; or that people really give a shit about them.  Just simpl...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 16:01:00 GMT

Someone should burn down the House of Carters

So its 1:00am.  With nothing on TV.  And as Im flipping through the channels, I remember hearing that House of Carters was on.  I reluctantly put on the channel, and within 2 minutes, ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:12:00 GMT

R.I.P. Billy Firehawk

Often in wrestling you come across people that rub you the wrong way.  People who you know are lying, or misleading you.  And people you can tell are just not good people.  Billy Fireha...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 14:21:00 GMT

OK im ranting.

Seriously..... Why cant people drive?  Better yet.... why cant people buy cars that they can actually drive?  Im talking to you Hummer, Expedition, Navigator, hell..  Mini Van driving m...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 08:34:00 GMT

Part 2

This is part 2 of my random odds and ends type dealy. Does it annoy anyone, when you say, Have a nice day, to someone and their response is, Thanks. ?  It happens to me all day long.  And t...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:17:00 GMT

Random odds and ends.

So Im back from what is being called booze cruise 2006.  And let me say this.....  Bermuda is amazing, and is one place I recommend people go at least once in their life.  Bahamas is bl...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 17:14:00 GMT

Name this move

I need to come up with a name for this move.  The person who comes up with the best name for this move wins a prize.  (Prize yet to be determined) .. width="425" height="350">..>
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:34:00 GMT