star wars, politics and those assholes on the side of the road. |
well here we go again.i have decided that i am the most bitter person on the planet. i think i have finally reached the point where i hate everyone. there are a few people i hold near and dear to my h...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:09:00 GMT |
THE UNITED STATE OF JOE. |
in the light of how stupid the united state has become i have decided to create my own country. i am calling it the united state of joe. dont get excited , i am only allowing a few people to live ther...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 13:34:00 GMT |
Here's to a better life. |
ok today is a landmark day in the life of joe.i have realized that i have a good future ahead of me . i am with the woman of my dreams. she is amazing and i love her to death. i am leaving this state ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:21:00 GMT |
Cocks roxies, home boys and bug spray! |
ok here we go again. i know that it seems like i am living in a whole new world these days. just when i thought that my days of bitching about strippers was over.....Bam! im doing it again... this lit...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:37:00 GMT |
i’d like a peanut butter cup and a shot of shut the fuck up! |
ok well in this little blog we will be talking about everyone's new favorite topic.... my cock! i dont mean to sound full of myself but it seems that all of my so called friends are very interested ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:46:00 GMT |
to everyone who doesnt believe in love. |
It is very rare that I find myself in awe by the actions of other people. I have found that the world has become a haven of pathetic human beings with little to no feelings for other people. People ha...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:54:00 GMT |
Absinthe, cheese, and little green men. |
there comes a time in every mans life when he decides to do something really stupid. to protect the reputation of the people involved the names have been changed.
the story revolves around bob. bob we...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:24:00 GMT |
bourbon street, karaoke, drinks, and the gay guy from starbucks |
ok kiddies,
here we go. i went to silk stockings yesterday and the owner decided to get me drunk.now as you all know i dont drink, so drinking is normally ends poorly for me. so this jackass makes me...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 17:03:00 GMT |
there is a bug in my shoe! |
holy shit people the goverment is after me! before you think i finally did something horrible , let me explain.
i was sitting in my o so favorite tiity bar talking with my ex porn star friend a...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:24:00 GMT |
a sad day. |
i know that most of my blogs are meant to make you all laugh. but this is a day that i cannot bring myself to even smile. if you don't know , one of the funniest men ever to walk the earth has passed ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:52:00 GMT |
