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Layout By WINSTON'The other day I saw a magnificent sunset and thought ‘how insignificant am I?’ Then again I thought the same thing another day when it was raining.' -the great Woody Allen.****************************************************** ************************************************************ ****TEXT Thank's for stoppin' by Meglomaniac's Corner folks. About me? I am a mystery curled up in an enigma, locked inside a secret, housed in a riddle and toasted inside a puzzle, served up for a buck fifty as cheap ass junk food. I work in an office, I do know that, but I don't really, particularly know what it is that I do. Other than that, I write freelance and will write for food. I would offer to DANCE for food but have you seen my pics? Nobody wants to see that kind of train wreck. ************************************************************ ********************************************************TEXT One day I hope to join the 'Crazy Old Man Singers', but at the moment I'm reliving my teens in the reunion of my old band, 'Nursery Crimes', a pop punk band that'll blow your perm into the nearest beer bucket.TEXT I also write novels/articles, I can cook (well I can press the 'start' button). ************************************************************ **********************************************************TE XT I am posting a lot of my writing on here in the 'blog' section, so feel free to read about my utterly bohemian, hedonistic middle class yob existence when I was sooooo much younger than today, never needed anybody's help in any way.I also love motorbikes and kittens. Currently I don't have a bike but I do have a kitten, but he's not as easy to handle on the open road.******************************************************* ************************************************************ ***Feel free to be too apathetic to care, I don't blame you: if I were you I would LOVE me, so that shows you right there how utterly fucked up and egotistically twisted I am right there.-I have had a love-life that can only be compared to Dante's 'Inferno' over the last year. The last three realtionships I've had are almost interchangable, pretty faces, mother Earth breasts, firey mood swings, shallowness and, yes, a general dislike for me, your humble narrator. I'm sure I'll find true love one day. Maybe I'll be on life support aged 90 and gaze over to someone in a coma and feel that warm, love-at-first-gasp buzz!-In the meantime I would love to hear from really interested people, living or dead-After all John Lennon's Myspace page sent me a 'happy birthday greeting, so anything can happen right?David Dixon.

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Tom Cruise- Imbecile

I have a confession to make. I have never seen Top Gun. Im not that kind of guy, never have been. In fact, in 1986 when Top Gun came out, and created this cult thing about all the sayings like I f...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:12:00 GMT

A fucking nightmarish spider attack!

Hi Myspace cadets, I am originally from a very VERY small town in Britain (any smaller and it would have been declared a puddle, from Wales actually, a village called Aberdare, not too far from...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:37:00 GMT

My favourite two BEATLES album reviews

new ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Picking a fave Beatles album is damn' hard! A favourite album would have to be a Beatles album, no doubting it, infact, if...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 06:18:00 GMT

What the Hell happened to How Are You?

what the Hell happened to 'how are you?' Current mood: bored Since when did 'how are you?' become a substitute 'hello'? If you walked into your local newsagency and the guy at the counter said 'how...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:29:00 GMT

Internet Dating Horror Stories!!!!!!!

..> My INTERNET DATING HORROR STORIES!!!!!!!! (all true too)Current mood: artistic This is a chronicle of hope, misery, horror and disappointment&..I guess the 'hope' part is why I still do In...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 15:26:00 GMT

Hotel California 3rd Worst Song Ever

The Eagles, crouching in their over excited psycho stimulated meglo-flares, suddenly decided they would give elevators around the world an anthem for hundreds upon hundreds of years to come. "Hotel Ca...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 21:05:00 GMT

introduction to my three WORST SONGS of all time

I have three songs that should have probably be bunked up at camp X-Ray, they are that bad; they are like conveyer belt slaughterhouse meat, consumed and spewed at us by FM radio EVERY FUCKING DAY. If...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 19:15:00 GMT

Off the Ledger.................

R.I.P HEATH LEDGER .. Brief Heath: Heath Ledger.......hmmmmmm..................'Two Hands' was a good movie, 'Candy' captured the gutter-hopelessness of heroin addiction like no other film, and the n...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:13:00 GMT

5 best lyrics of all time!!!!

My top five favourite lyrics of all time..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> WORKING CLASS HERO-John Lennon   **This is the reality of waking up after the 'd...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:18:00 GMT

Nursery Crimes R.I.P

LAST GIG R.I.P US! Well it's over for good. We were going to be the one band that didn't reform and cash in on the past, so when we decided to do this we didn't take it on lightly. We didn't want it...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 20:46:00 GMT