Story of life |
Story of life:God created the donkeyand said to him."You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunsetcarrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,you will have no intelligen...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Aug 2009 02:23:00 GMT |
The current Credit Crisis! |
What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if my cheque is returned with a message "INSUFFICIENT FUNDS".I don't know whether that refers to me or the banks!!!!!
And if this crisis continues,...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 13:25:00 GMT |
Different types of Marketing |
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich."Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... " ________________________________ 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:41:00 GMT |
An idea can change your life! |
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded money. Once he was given The money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this Bank?' The man replied, 'Yes sir,I did.' The robber then ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:09:00 GMT |
How people say Sorry! |
The way people apologise and their style of saying sorry depends a lot on their personality and zodiac traits. No wonder Leos embarrass you when they say sorry while Arians will actually annoy you wit...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:27:00 GMT |
How to kill yourself like a man |
How to kill yourself like a man.
I was applying for a job to become a suicide prevention counselor the other day, when the guy interviewing me started bitching about how boring his job had become. ...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:19:00 GMT |
Being a Mother or Father! |
'BEING A MOTHER or FATHER' !After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, 'I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would Love t...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:16:00 GMT |
Astrology is Bullshit! |
Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit.
Alright, can we all just agree that people can't cast spells and astrology is bullshit? While we're at it, let's stop usi...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:59:00 GMT |
A regular sex life is good for health! |
SURPRISING REASONS WHY YOU ARE NOT HAVING SEX
A regular sex life is good for your health. It can satisfy all sorts of emotional- and physical-intimacy needs and help partners stay close, says Anita H...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:05:00 GMT |
PLAYBOY: A tribute to Hugh Hefner |
PLAYBOY: A tribute to Hugh Hefner
Playboy is the third-most used word in the whole universe, only the words 'pimpmobile' and 'assflower' are used more often. If you don't really know what a playboy is...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:05:00 GMT |
