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Sean

My grandmother rocks harder than you....

About Me

I am constantly amazed.

My Interests

Guitars, Macs, muscle cars, hand guns, coffee, monkeys, DR 10 gauge strings, things with buttons, occult and Dia de los Muertos art, parapsychology, I.N.C., hamburgers, tikka masala, discovering lost treasure, biting my nails, my American Flag Zippo, Batdorf Bronson, the pursuit of the perfect pair of shoes, noose runchien thingys..

I'd like to meet:

Warren Buffet, Howard Hughes, Clint Eastwood, Trent Reznor, Pedro Linares, Anton Lavey,

Music:

All things heavy, explosions, breaking glass, feedback, 80's metal, 70's rock, southern rock, T-Rex, NIN, The Cult, Marilyn Manson, Bob Marley, Rage Against The Machine, Radiohead, Muse, Fugazi, Prince, Willie Nelson, The Stones, The Faces, Ennio Morricone, Queen, Black Crowes, Velvet Revolver, Duran Duran, Iceage Cobra, Norma Jean, Earl Greyhound, Botch, Guns n' Roses, Scott Weiland, Smashing Pumpkins, Cakeboy, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Love and Rockets, Ibrahim Ferrer, old fucked up blues and gospel, whatever...

Movies:

Giant, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Anything with Clint Eastwood or James Dean, Fight Club, Under the Cherry Moon, The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean, scary movies, anything with lot's of exploding things.

Television:

Bad

Books:

Mostly nonfiction, Art of War, The Boy Scout Handbook, Magazines, The Zombie Survival Guide

My Blog

New website seanearley.com

So in attempt to curb the millions of repeat emails I am writing every day, I started a new website/blog to keep everyone updated on my adventures. I'll try to keep it updated as much as possible. En...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 04:25:00 PST

Monkey Poo Fight

I am not a gamer, but i have recently discovered what i think is the greatest game in the world. It's called Monkey Poo Fight. And i encourage all of you to experience all the poo flinging grandeur....
Posted by Sean on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:34:00 PST

What do you do?

Question:You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a...
Posted by Sean on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:35:00 PST

Fuck You EPSON

Fuck you Epson. Fuck you and your worthless, scamming, piece of shit company, all of your products and all of your employees. NEVER buy an Epson printer or any other Epson product. Ever.It is literaly...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:41:00 PST

Quote of the day..

"We help put the FUN back in FUNERAL"
Posted by Sean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

daily words of wisdom...

No matter how far a jackass travels, it will never come back a horse.
Posted by Sean on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST