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Squishy Bumpy Eater Monkey!!!!!!!

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About Me

Hi, my name is Kayle ( and thats not pronounced kayley, its pronounced like Kale) Just spelled different. I have darkish brown hair, hazel/green eyes. Im 5'4" and a half! I like to have fun and meet new people. I love hanging with friends and listening to music. I go to the movies whenever i get the chance, i love horror movies they're awsome! I love to dance with my friends, especially in Mexico! I'm fun, outgoing, nice, im a good listener especially when it comes to peoples problems. Im very adventerous, my cousins say im pothic, punk and gothic, but im just me.
You scored as Unipolar Depression. Congraulations! You are depressed! You know just how it feels to bear all the world's burdens, and the value of a 19-hour night's sleep. And you really hate that circle-guy thing on your Zoloft pill packets.

Unipolar Depression


58%

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder


25%

Antisocial Personality Disorder


25%

Eating Disorders


17%

Borderline Personality Disorder


8%

Schizophrenia


0%
Which mental disorder do you have?
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Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||| 18%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 50%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 50%
Antisocial |||||||||| 34%
Borderline |||||||||||| 46%
Histrionic |||||| 26%
Narcissistic |||||| 26%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Dependent |||||||||| 34%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||| 18% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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You Are Gilbert From "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"
You are very giving and self-sacrificing. You're always there to lend a helping hand to family and friends. However, this generous nature often robs you of fulfilling your needs and desires, and may cause you to become resentful. Find a way to balance your kindness with your independence.
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You scored as Long Island Iced Tea. You are a Long Island Iced Tea. Like the drink you have a diverse background. You look tame on the outside, but are a an undercover freak on the inside. Here's the ingredents of you:1/2 Oz. Rum 1/2 Oz. Gin 1/2 Oz. Vodka 1/2 Oz. Triple Sec 1 Oz. Lemonade Coca Cola 7-Up How to build this mixed drink: Pour all the ingredients over ice and top up with equal amounts of Coke and 7-Up. Garnish with a lemon wedge.
Long Island Iced Tea


50%

Tequila Shot


46%

Beer


36%

Champange


29%

Sex on the Beach


25%
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Your Kissing Purity Score: 83% Pure
You've hardly ever been kissedBut the kisses you've given are very missed Kissing Purity TestTake the quiz: "what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)"

xtc.
you are xtc.amazing, wild, sexy and young.

My Interests

I like music, movies, guys, going to youth group, dancing, and just hanging out. This profile was edited with MusicVideoCodes.com MySpace HTML EditorTake the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"

Moonlight
You have moonlight eyes. Moonlight is the color of mystery. Your eyes symbolize your ability to see yourself as others see you. You have finesse for letting other people know what you think. You have a soothing and calming ability that you may or may not know about. You have the awesome ability to draw a person's negative energy out and replace it with a positive energy; the world needs more people like you. Some words to describe you: patient, self-controlled, perseverance, insightful, reflective, understanding, serene, and caring.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Which Disney Princess Are You?
Belle
You are bookish but incredibly pretty. Belle was first seen in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

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Secret Window
Your cryptic, yet that's what makes you intriguing. You have a mixed personality and your always up for adventure.

What is your Anti-Drug?Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have?"

Mysterous/Hidden
Your eyes are mysterour or hidden. You never like to go out and meet new people. You never trust anyone untill you have know them for years. you never talk to your parents about anything at all, and you neve tell your friends everything that you should. They say they care about you, but you think they just want something from you. Sooner or latter in life you know you will find that one true friend.
Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times: 208

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I'd like to meet:

Cool PeopleTake the quiz: "What Kinda Kiss R U?"

Romantic Kiss
Lying in bed after making love and just doing whatever.Take the quiz: "What sex dessert are you? *PICS*"

chocolate sauce
you like it on top...u like is sweet, but rough...you kinky SON OF A BITCH BASTARD!
Who/what do you get, Pirates of the Caribbean-style! by Joansies
Name
Age
Jack Sparrow = sexy?
WHY is the rum gone???
Character Jack Sparrow
Random act fellatio

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Music:

I like all kinds of music. Christian, rap, r&b, country, rock, punk, heavy metal, some opera, techno, not pop so much but some i guess. My favorite bands are Seven Story Ruin, DC Talk, Bloodbaught, Relient K, Metallica, Ozzy Osborne, Korn, Linkin Park, BloodBaught, and other peoples.-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
Are you a duck? Or perhaps you are something else?
The Pintail Duck

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Macaw
Loud, colorful and majestic!

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How to make a JesusFreak
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts silliness
3 parts instinct
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
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Your ..1 Love Type: ISFP


The ArtistIn love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions. For you, sex is serious. It's how you best express your feelings.Overall, you are laid back, warm, and a good listener. However, you tend to seem lazy and disinterested sometimes.Best matches: ESFJ and ENFJ

Your ..2 Love Type: ESFP


The PerformerIn love, you relish every moment and tend to get caught up in passion. For you, sex is how you get in touch with all your senses.Overall, you are creative, popular, and flexible. However, you tend to dislike criticism and avoid any conflict.Best matches: ISTJ or ISFJWhat's Your Love Type?

Part Expert Kisser


You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Part Shy Kisser


You *do* love to kiss, once your comfortable with it And that means knowing the person you're kissing pretty well You usually don't make the first move when it comes to making out But you've got plenty of intensity in return What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Icons about everything!! (good icons too!!) by truelove
Name
Word that best describes you
Icon that describes you ..
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Icon that reminds you of someone you love ..
Icon that reminds you of someone you hate ..
The one you will marry ..
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Your IQ Is 80
Your Logical Intelligence is Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Below Average Your General Knowledge is Below Average A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You Are 22 Years Old
22 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
What Your Dreams Mean...
Your dreams seem to show that you're a bit disturbed... but nothing serious.You may have a problem you're trying to work out in your sleep.Your dreams tend to reflect your insecurities.You have a very vivid imagination and a rich creative mind.You secretly want to hide your dreams from your waking mind. What Do Your Dreams Mean?

The Keys to Your Heart


You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
Your Birthdate: April 21
Being born on the 21st day of the month (3 energy) is likely to add a good bit of vitality to your life.The energy of 3 allows you bounce back rapidly from setbacks, physical or mental.There is a restlessness in your nature, but you seem to be able to portray an easygoing, "couldn't care less" attitude.You have a natural ability to express yourself in public, and you always make a very good impression.Good with words, you excel in writing, speaking, and possibly singing.You are energetic and always a good conversationalist.You have a keen imagination, but you tend to scatter your energies and become involved with too may superficial matters.Your mind is practical and rational despite this tendency to jump about.You are affectionate and loving, but very sensitive.You are subject to rapid ups and downs. What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Movies:

Horror movies like Saw, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, others that i cant think of right now. Anything with Johnny Depp, I havent seen all of Queen of the Damned but i like it so far and i love the soundtrack. Liar Liar, Xanadu, Waynes World, Men in Black, I Robot, and others. And my new favorite movie is Amittyville Horror, its awsome!!
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... awakening my heart
Your smell is... amazing
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... everlasting
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Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?
Your Daddy Is Dennis Rodman
What You Call Him: Dada Why You Love Him: He's the Mack Daddy Who's Your Daddy?
Your Taurus Drinking Style
You prefer to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk. When you're truly intoxicated, you are a one-person stampede... A bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers.Your preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of the world This is not to say that you are by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. You will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and are extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
Your Signature Cocktails
Early-to-bed Taureans need a picker-upper -- try a Red Bull and vodka. You likely have a leviathan sweet tooth and are fond of drinks with names that sound like dessert (50-50 bar, mudslide). Sweetly caffeinated drinks, like Irish coffee or white Russians, are ideal. A little more macho? Then go for something unpretentious, like a Jack and Coke or whiskey sour.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Billy Joel, Kelly Clarkson, Jerry Seinfeld, Uma Thurman, Renee Zellweger, Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman, and The Rock. What's Your Alcohoroscope?

The True You


You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more relaxed, calm, and composed.
With respect to money, you spend whatever you have.
You think good luck depends on maintaining good relationships with others.
The hidden side of your personality tends to be a little selfish. You only do what interests you.
You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you will search and search until you find your perfect match. Who's the True You?
KAYLE
Kis forKind
Ais forArticulate
Yis forYummy
Lis forLuscious
Eis forEasy What Does Your Name Mean?
Your Stripper Name is: Peaches

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Your Boobies' Names Are: Silk and Satin

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Your Porn Star Name is: Cumisha Jones

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Your Girl Parts Are Named: The Flaming Lips

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It's Not Sex. It's ... :
Having a Bit of Sugar Stick

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Your Star Wars Name and Title
Your Star Wars Name: Kayco KiphoYour Star Wars Title: Koocho of Notloc Your Star Wars Name and Title
Your Hippie Chick Name is: Mystery

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Your 80s Theme Song:
Your 80s Theme Song is Walk Like an Egyptian by the Bangles
What Type Of Goddess Are You?::Female Anime Pics:: by angel_drifter
Name/Username:
Favorite Place:
Astrological Sign:
What You Look Like:
What Type Of Goddess Are You: Goddess of Love
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Television:

I like to watch MTV and MTV2, comedy central like Blue Collar TV and the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. I like South Park crankyankers. Damage Control,Wildboyz.

Your Slanguage Profile


Aussie Slang: 50%
Canadian Slang: 50%
New England Slang: 50%
Prison Slang: 25%
Southern Slang: 25%
Victorian Slang: 25%
British Slang: 0% What Slanguage Do You Speak?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
You Are an Iced Coffee
At your best, you are: hyper, modern, and athleticAt your worst, you are: cheap and angstyYou drink coffee when: you're out with friendsYour caffeine addiction level: medium What Kind of Coffee Are You?
You Are 68% American
Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! How American Are You?
Your Summer Anthem is Don't Cha by The Pussycat DollsDon't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?Your summer forecast: freaky and full of drama! What's Your 2005 Summer Anthem?
You Are Vanilla Ice Cream
Your personality is anything but "vanilla" You're a risk taker, who's up for anything new. You go well with anyone and fit into any situation. You are most compatible with rocky road ice cream. What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?
You May Be a Bit Borderline ...
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...And when you're down, your whole world is crashingScary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You?
You Are 65% Normal(Really Normal)
Otherwise known as the normal amount of normalYou're like most people most of the timeBut you've got those quirks that make you endearingYou're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so! How Normal Are You?
You Are Best Described By...
EyeBy M.C. Escher What Famous Work of Art Are You?
You Are 80% Extrovert, 20% Introvert
You are as outgoing as they comeThe life of the party, you're friends with everyoneYou're a people person, and you are quite the entertainerYou love being around a crowd and acting spontaneously Are You An Extrovert or An Introvert?
You Are 30% Left Brained, 70% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?
Your Love Number is
7
When you fall in love, you experience it to the fullest. You are a cheerful, joyful soul - and you attract people easily. While you fall for people quickly, you also fall out of love quickly. It takes a dynamic, exciting lover to keep your attention long term! What Is Your Love Number?
You Belong in 1969
1969 If you scored...1950 - 1959: You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!1960 - 1969: You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all!1980 - 1989: Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day.1990 - 1999: With you anything goes! You're grunge one day, ghetto fabulous the next. It's all good! What Year Do You Belong In?
You Are a German Shepherd Puppy
Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive. You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose. What Breed of Puppy Are You?
My Suicide by boxcutterbabe
Name
Favorite flavor of ice cream
Current mood
Method of suicide Overdose on illegal drug
Why you did it Broken heart that never mended
Date you die on May 23, 2022
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Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?
How will you commit suicide? You will drown yourself
How many tries will it take? 62
When will you commit suicide? June 16, 2022
What will your suicide note say? Now there's simply one less heart left to break
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Suicide by imaginaryjoy
Username
age
What you will use Razorblade
Why You were depressed
When March 16, 2008
Where Friend's house
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How You Commit Suicide by DiffrentLove
Name
Birthday
Favorite Color
Date Of Suicide April 26, 201161
Form Of Suicide Gun Shot To The Head
Why You Did It You Killed Someone
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What Will Be Your Overly Melodramatic Death? by Celaeno
Name:
Gender:
Are you beautiful?
Your death: After five centuries of quiet life, the misunderstanding age will send hordes of pitchfork-wielding villagers to behead you and impale your heart on a stick.
Your parting words: "... ..."
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Your Vampire Life (female) by EvilKirin
Your Username
How Many Years From Now You Will Be Turned... 3
You Will Be Turned By... Your Mother
Your Signature Power Will Be... Supernatural Strength
Your Vampiric Lifemate Will Be...
You Will Lure Them Into It By... Turning Them Out of Pity
How Many Years You Will Live For... 816
You Will Finally Be Killed By...
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Your Heart is Blue
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Which Suicide Attempt Are You? by patheticcube
Username
Age
Gender
You are a... ...just depressed. the end.
Will you succeed? You won..t die right away, though whatever it is surely will catch up with you!
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plot your suicide, kiddo. by mollybox
what, is your name?
you will kill yourself via: a tummy full of pills
this is why, sweetness: boredom.
and, of course, when: November 14, 2043
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Your Suicide Song by crimsonhue
username
Song Linkin Park - My December
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What Will Your Suicide Note Be? by diogi_bbjpc
How long was it 3 pages
the title Fuck You!!
most membered line Fucking forget About me And my Blood
how meny people read it 46
what day did you die January 19, 2016
how meny people will remember you 17
how did you die slit your wrists
will anyone kill them selves cause you did? 3
name?
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How much of chance do you have of commiting suicide? by chiQuita6996
Your name
Favorite Color
Favorite song
Chance of commiting suicide: 93%
Day you decide to do it April 24, 2017
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Books:

Mystery books and Stephan King books.Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

Heroes:

Heather Kays and my Step-Grandpa. And Jesus.

My Blog

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I was thinking. about sex, and why people want to have it now. i dont get it, i mean i do but i dont. if u had to chose someone to be ur first who would u chose? u can answer or commentor whatever. if...
Posted by Squishy Bumpy Eater Monkey!!!!!!! on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 04:31:00 PST

im so bored

I havent made a blog and since im bored i decided to do one. and i have no idea what to put. ill think of something to blog about.
Posted by Squishy Bumpy Eater Monkey!!!!!!! on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 05:58:00 PST