WARNING:My about me is terribly long, read at your own risk and I swear that everything I say about myself is true whether you choose to believe it or not.I'm friendly and eccentric and I laugh a lot. I'm candid and blunt; I always speak the truth except when I want to manipulate someone. I like people who are down-to-earth, insane, and not afraid to speak their mind. I don't like ignorant people; I kick them in the spine. (Don't you just love soft rhymes?) I like misconstruing almost everything I say into sexual innuendo. I'm a nightowl who functions best after the sun goes down and before it rises. I ♥ tattoos. I love my Sherlock Holmes action figure and Batman lunchbox-purse. Complex words turn me on. Such as "agnostic", "ostracize", "geosynchronous", and "increments." I also have a love for aesthetically pleasing words. I'm obsessed with anything that has to do with cabaret, the circus, the 1920's-1940's jazz-swing era, and CSI. I love top hats and tulle and masks. Tea and naps are my remedy for those agonizingly horrible days of which end up being livable since I'm still here. Sewing is my passion. Reconstructing clothing is a tangent passion. Costumes are another turn on. Possible future careers are lab rat, costumer, masquerade planner, or lawyer. When I was younger, I wanted to a blackjack dealer in a casino for the longest time. Then I realized my hands were too small and fingers too short. I've convinced myself that fire is the solution to all of life's problems, even if it may not be the most practical method to go about life. I want to turn my room into a cabaret and I want to throw a masquerade party. Soon. I love Batman and Joker and his princess of crime, Harley Quinn. My friend's cell phone makes me laugh cos the brand is "Siemens." I inhale food like a black hole. I love dark chocolate, avocado, tuna sashimi, eggs, lime jello, baby sheep, and bloody, bloody steaks. My arch nemesis is my friend's toaster oven and I am convinced that leprechauns are pure evil. I pronounce "scissor" with the "C". My favourite number is 3 and 14 and my favourite colours are tangerine, aubergine, saffron, and olive. My favourite flowers are yellow daffydils. The Smexies make me swoon. Last summer, I decided that Zachary is my favourite male name. I think aspartame is disgusting. I love writing and reading, those two tasks soothe me when I'm irritable. My current forms of exercise consist of bagging groceries and chasing after buses in addition to the random days at the gym. Oh, and did I mention I'm an atheist and misanthrope?
I want to run away with the circus to discover those things so unique and obscure and amazing. And to fall in love with the lion tamer...and his whip *wink*
Step into a world of whimsy and macabre...
~*~ Circus Contraption ~*~
~*~ A Dark Cabaret LJ community ~*~
~*~ Lucent Dossier Vaudeville Cirque ~*~
