all i care about in the whole world is playing guitar and broom hockey. broom hockey is life.
Uh the chupacabra dog man that used to live at Caleb's ranch. hopefully not up close and personal or there probably won't be anything left of me.
I used to like music then i joined a cult called Joshua and now i can't listen to it until i'm out on May 11th
Same deal with blasted music. negative on movie watching.
I used to watch lost and it kinda ruled my life but now joshua and Rich Ferreira do.
Bible oh and those crazy redwall ones.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathan Paul Goetz
Birthday: The Twenty-First of May Year Nineteen Eighty-Eight
Birthplace: Little place call englewood, colorado
Current Location: My brothers apartment in vista
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Uh some shade of brown maybe not light tan
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right like all the normal people in the world
Your Heritage: Big fan of the jew in me also the irish scotish english and russian, then we get to the german and i usually leave that out. i don't believe in germany
The Shoes You Wore Today: KangaROOS. i think that is all i will buy from now on
Your Weakness: well not much any more seeing as i have been to the gym with Nico HA. uh well sometimes my roomate makes this face like he has down syndrome and it really kinda just creeps me out. maybe that's a weakness. ph no no no i got it, Asthmatic Lungs. yeah that'll do
Your Fears: Not a fan of bugs or Caleb's chupacabra thing that lived on his ranch. oh and i hate heights
Your Perfect Pizza: well if you could make a throw up noise that would tell of my desire to eat any pizza in general
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become a crop duster. oh and maybe finish joshua
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hhyeah haven't had one of those since junior high
Thoughts First Waking Up: crap i got breakfast duty
Your Best Physical Feature: ever seen the feat of feets.
Your Bedtime: whenever Caleb and i decide it is time to stop talking
Your Most Missed Memory: drinking Horchata at Albertacos. it soon will be a memory because i have some in my hand right now
Pepsi or Coke: coke hheeEELLLOOOooo
McDonalds or Burger King: neither i'm a big fan of that ole Snackshop
Single or Group Dates: ppfff i'll let you know someday after i've been on both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't like tea or coffee or anything other than milk and horchata
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE isss da BEST
Cappuccino or Coffee: anything that tastes more like chocolate and nothing like coffee
Do you Smoke: that would be a negative
Do you Swear: not until i started Joshua ha
Do you Sing: some say that i have the voice of an angel, probably the fallen type
Do you Shower Daily: depends on if we have a phillipians test coming up and if i am behind
Have you Been in Love: Yeah cupid's choke hold?
Do you want to go to College: definately. there was this one time i went to reedley college than dropped out because i would rather end my life than go back to that hell hole
Do you want to get Married: Yeah but i really want to populate and island so i figure an amazon woman will have to do because they might be the only ones up for the challenge
Do you belive in yourself: Depends on what i am doing, gonna be a rockstar yeah gonna make it eight seconds on a bull maybe, gonna live to be forty uh probably not
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when Scary Cari is driving, she is wild
Do you think you are Attractive: ha you tell me
Are you a Health Freak: negative can't really be when all there is to eat is sysco crap
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah we be pals
Do you like Thunderstorms: They remind me of Zeus which reminds me of using super powers to throw lightning bolts at things which is my spiritual gift then that brings me to Jesus and i am a Big Fan of Jesus so yeah i like thunderstorms
Do you play an Instrument: Me Gusta Tocar La Guitara. that's for you bi linguals out there.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah me and my roomate got totally smashed but don't tell rich or we won't see the end of joshua. p.s. for those of you reading this that believe it hahahahaha i would not let a theif in my mouth to steal my brain
In the past month have you Smoked: nay i have this thing i contracted when i was little no not sids that i got from the carpet barn, its asthma
In the past month have you been on Drugs: heck no techno
In the past month have you gone on a Date: if being even out at the fort counts
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately, not a big fan of all the creepers they bring. its like being in oregon
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but jeffery sanford has this cration that involves and oreo and it is quite delectable
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah big fan of the Snow White Rolls but honestly i'd take a cooked cow over raw fish any day
In the past month have you been on Stage: no but i will soon playing a paul reed smith electric and shredding with the volume at ten to thousands of people chanting the name of our band mark my words
In the past month have you been Dumped: yeah but she was a midget and it was really just a thanksgiving break fling so it probably doesn't count
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: well sometimes i clog our drain and then take a shower?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: oh sure i'm a natural clepto
Ever been Drunk: well one time i thought i was but it was just a bad dream. bad becasue it involved me turning into a deceptacon and then i woke up
Ever been called a Tease: i don't know if i have ever heard that word used in all my life except in a ted gamble movie
Ever been Beaten up: no nobody messes with 209 baby
Ever Shoplifted: not a single thing in all the days i have walked this earth
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory riding on a black Andalusian stallion in battle while killing countless of the enemy with my sword and my faithful furry companion Jasper the Beast dog, then i will get knocked off my horse by the enemies leader and we will enter a mortal combat and right after he deals me a deadly blow i will chop off his head then jasper will lay his head on my lap and i will yell something like Freedom or maybe Slavery becasue that would be ironic and i want people to laugh when they remember it or maybe my final declaration will be of my love for my wife because that would be romantic bleh, i don't know but we will find out when it happens, then the skies will break forth to a choir of angels singing a song i wrote in my days as a rock star and then i will take my last breath and die with joy in my heart
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: well i will be the guitarist in a band but after i get old and senile i really want to be a creepy old man. i plan on taking my wife in public places and making out in front of a whole bunch of highschoolers when my wife and i are like eighty just ta freak em out
What country would you most like to Visit: ISRAEL oh and i am hahaha Jealous? you should be
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i really like green but i may be biased because that is mine
Favourite Hair Color: something darker than blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: taller than most
Weight: oooOOOooo i like the fatties ha i guess whatever is normal
Best Clothing Style: not hippie that is odd to me
Number of Drugs I have taken: vicaden when i got my wisdom teeth out i slept for like eighteen hours in a row
Number of CDs I own: i don't know i think around twelve
Number of Piercings: Zip a dee do da day
Number of Tattoos: i don't plan on ever getting a tatoo they seem like a waste to me and i will probably get something i regret like two chipminks or a barking squirrel or some latino chicks name
Number of things in my Past I Regret: quite a bit but the past is past and none can take it back. the biggest one was not deciding to really give my life until the end of my senior year i wish i was more bold in high school
I will tell you a little story about a man i once met. So one day back in 2003 i was walking on the shore down by the sea and to my surprise a great white shark came out of no where and attempted to make me his mid day snack. I am too skinny for a full meal. any who, out from the depths a man clad in only a wet suit and dive mask flew out of the water at warp speed. he then insisted on giving that shark the elbow straight to the dome while yelling things that resemble asian fighting noises. This masked man turned out to be yelling in the language native to Fiji. that is the day Scuba Brad Master saved my life. i am eternally in debt.