"Day Shifts Only" (to the tune of "One Night Only") |
You say you want my ass here in the eveningYou swear that you'll cut me right around 9I have no doubt I'll leave at 12 with 50 bucksThat's why the dinners here are simply not worth my timeI work day s...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:14:00 GMT |
"This Song Is Banal"/American Idol singles suck |
There was a time songs had great things to say But that all went to hell, thanks to old "A.I." Treacly lyrics that leave our ears betrayed On this you can depend Sure as notes will bend Vapid platitud...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:03:00 GMT |
Everyone should see "Half Nelson" |
It's a beautiful film. It could have been a typical, by-the-numbers idealistic teacher/neglected inner-city student story, but it sidesteps all of the genre's cliches. Instead, it shows th...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 15:05:00 GMT |
"I'm Never Getting Sat Again" (to the tune of "Careless Whisper") |
I feel so unsure
as a tumbleweed rolls across the dining room floor,
oh, my soul, it dies,
as I realize
there will be no onion soup, no goddamn side of fries
I'm never getting sat again,
the sa...
Posted by on Mon, 15 May 2006 21:33:00 GMT |
freedom of speech under attack |
"My only regret about being gay is that I repressed it for so long. I surrendered my youth to the people I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don't make that mistake yourself. Lif...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 19:24:00 GMT |
I have a little beef with Mark Felt |
Now listen, I appreciate the fact that you did not sit idly by and become complicit in a huge political conspiracy. Instead, you did what you had to do and brought down one of the most corrupt and men...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
