Ey there.
Me names' Christopher Doll. I'm nineteen, and was born on Christmas, 1988. I grew up in Dublin, then moved to England. My mom was a prostitute, and I saw little of her, but that never bothered me none. My dad, a drunkard, usually hit me, but, he got what he deserved in the end.
Er, I am supposed to be getting my music up here pretty soon, as soon as Jin decides to process the music on that high-tech device. I don't really bloody well know what it's called but...eh.
Yeah.
Now where in the world did I put those oxycodones...?