I spent my youth as an Indonisian potato farmer working for my family who owned the worlds largest ball of hair. This raised me enough money to leave the family farm at the age of 12 so I could travel around Asia with a band of well wishing Gypsies, we spent most of our time pondering the energy crisis and warning tourist of the dangers of coconuts, (they kill 140 people per year). We were happy but soon had to part ways as a result of our dog, Blinky going crazy and telling an elderly women we have been stealing her lemons, (this was sad). I spent some more years traveling with my steed until finnally landing in England now where I work at the 'International Potato Research Facility'. It is a good life and many will benefit from our studies. Thankyou for reading and may peace be with you.
