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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Wannabe luthier, play a little guitar, banjo, ukulele & love to sing (too bad I need the words in front of me - too much ganji before/during the war). Collect stringed & percussion musical instruments - perhaps too much, but I just can't help it. I am having a real blast playing around in the independent film world and chasing all the young girls... yadda, yadda, yadda, blah, blah, blah....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet an attractive young, financially secure, intelligent, hardbelly girl (mid-twenties would be perfect) that is looking for a "who's your daddy" figure to fullfill her most intimate sexual desires, someone to pass on the vast number of tricks I've learned over the past half (plus) century. Just imagine, in 25 or 30 years you will have matured enough to take on a brand new 50 year old!

What do you think? Too much to ask?

Ok... that's a crock of horse pucky - but this is not. I have met a couple of really great women on MySpace, however, it seems that the majority of the gals in my age group are a little scared of unsolicited friendships and tend to not respond when approached online.

Sooooooooo, I would like to meet the "DJ" girl on the McDonalds medium size drink cup, Paula Abdul & Jennifer Aniston, not necessarily at the same time.

I was gonna call Jennifer when Brad bailed, but I found out she is a smoker & I hesitated... D'oh!... (just a little update, it appears that she might be having a little trouble keeping a guy - maybe I still have a chance!) - Even funnier, the Google "AdSense" ads that are showing up on my page seem to all have something to do with Jennifer Aniston! Isn't focused / directed advertising a hoot?

Crap! I just can't seem to get away from the bullshit!

BTW - if you would like to get to know me or add me to your friends list, just make the request. You don't need to know my last name and you don't need to know my email address... I have such a hard time understanding why some folks indicate that they would like to meet people (in their profile) and then insist that the new people they would like to meet first know who they are - it just doesn't make sense to me.

A Surprise Father Daughter Dance - I'm Real
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI96gJs9SQc



The Rifle by Alela Diane (official music video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJFZUpmv62c

This was a lot of fun to make. Alela Daine is a very talented singer and Vincent Caldoni a gifted director. Please enjoy this music video.

My Blog

January 1, 2009

I smoked cigarettes for 38 years - the last 16 of which I spent trying to quit... so, I do understand the addiction and the peer pressure that goes along with it. I was an inconsiderate smoker, I did ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:16:00 GMT

Bar Clouds

I just don't know how I would act... ...being able to sing in a bar without  my nose getting stuffed up (from all the smoke) and what about that gagging cough I have gotten used to at the end of ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:58:00 GMT

Stopping

In 1981 I made up my mind that I was going to quit smoking. I did not really want to quit... I liked smoking, but I new that it was not good for me and in the long run it would (at a minimum) make my ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:06:00 GMT

Fresh Take on Portland

Tropicana sponsored a film contest. They asked Portland residents to show what a Portland morning meant to them. The judges at Tropicana selected thier top 3 favorites, now it is up to us to decide th...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 18:43:00 GMT

What For?

Look upon the wall, the lines so fine and narrow.  Siderwebs may fall, across the bow and arrow.  The door will squeak and rattle, as it's opened up.  The spider wil "skee-daddle" towar...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:23:00 GMT

Meeting Women of the Opposite Sex

Sometimes it just seems so hard to get started. My ex ran off 9 years ago. I immediately felt a need to get back in the game, but, I didn't have any idea how to bring that about. I found myself bounci...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Twenty-Four

Yellow... the color of light - pertrudes through blades of grass, piercing all grayness, giving warmth and color to all. Movement... by the force of nature - sweeps valleys, leaving birth of forests a...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 20:28:00 GMT

Best Friends

At four years old, I poked my head through the hedge in my backyard and discovered my new best friend.  We were inseparable, we knew every secret each other had and did everything together... unt...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:11:00 GMT