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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: chris, chrissy, kisshy, lefty, christopher whatever u want..... within reason
Birthday: 26 may 1981....presents please!
Birthplace: luton & dunstable hospital
Current Location: typin this into the computer, obviously, WHAT a ballsy question!!
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 6'1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: english - irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: females and drink
Your Fears: failing, flying insects that come into ur room jus as ur about to go to sleep & fly proper close 2 ur face.........or maybe thats jus annoyin as hell
Your Perfect Pizza: capriciossa from pizza express is super elabs' or the chinese chicken from that place next to the park... the pub not the place wiv slides & swings, a definate post drinkathon munch
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to go somewhere for a few months, get me a new car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: winky face ;o) that'd be the one or exclamation!
Thoughts First Waking Up: every kind of expletive imaginable
Your Best Physical Feature: i dunno?? u tell me
Your Bedtime: depends what day it is
Your Most Missed Memory: being a kid & not having to worry bout things
Pepsi or Coke: coke all the way
MacDonalds or Burger King: the ginger headed one............. thats ronald not cookie
Single or Group Dates: what the dried fruit??!? forgotten what a date is its been so long!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hot, milk & 3 plz
Chocolate or Vanilla: ice cream?? crap question
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: WAAAAAAAAAAY too much
Do you Sing: all the time, karaoke star too ask rooney or chad
Do you Shower Daily: course bruv, ANYONE that says no here is pure gypoe
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: been there, 'llowed that
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: not entirely
Do you get Motion Sickness: when i read the paper in a moving car yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: dunno, you tell me
Are you a Health Freak: HELL NO, at least 3 fry-ups a week & no end of drink
Do you get along with your Parents: my mammy is a star
Do you like Thunderstorms: there alright!? well crap question
Do you play an Instrument: nope, learnin is too much like hardwork
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: wasted question........COME ON its me ur talkin too here, i keep the booze industry in england afloat
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nah man
In the past month have you gone on a Date: what is it with the dried fruit fixation?? last month.....try the last few years
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: shoppin centre mate & yes i kill hmv & per lui
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no yank boy here..... a choc digestive or hobnob r sweet as
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nah bt i wanna try it
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: chance would be a fine thing
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: pope a catholic??? bear shit in the woods?? etc etc
Ever been called a Tease: nope, what goes around comes around in relationship business
Ever been Beaten up: never ever ever ever
Ever Shoplifted: yep sweeties & even an astronomically expensive bic biro!!! r u gonna tell on me????
How do you want to Die: old, asleep, painlessly & satisfied with how life went
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: daddy, husband & able to provide well for my family
What country would you most like to Visit: brazil, peru & egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont give a bells
Favourite Hair Color: not overly fussed
Short or Long Hair: long, cant be goin down the dyke/man look route can ya
Height: best to be shorter than me, cant be dealin with no circus freak or african tribes lady shiznit
Weight: not fat not super skinny curves where they should be
Best Clothing Style: not shit!? i dunno im no fashion designer
Number of Drugs I have taken: some
Number of CDs I own: i aint about 2 count but nuff
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none at the mo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: live & learn but i'd definately take back a few things if i could
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My Interests

ME LIKES- doin stuff that i like and things that are quality and here goes.......... in no particular order- shannyn sossamon, elisha cuthbert, samaire armstrong, kate beckinsale, shu qi, sienna miller, rachel bilson, avril lavigne, mandy moore, shakira, navi rawat, autumn reeser, the bird on the 7 oclock showon bbc, the dark haired girl in hotel babylon, fry-up's, gd tv, scoring from the halfway line, boxing, lie-ins, my ipod, drunk nites out, new clothes, days off, girls, sexy time, unsolicited txts or calls from girls, football season, transfer window gossip and movements, drinkin stupid amounts, quality gigs, having money, good pals, newly stumbled across music, excitin plans 4 the near future, being paid, reciprocated likings, gettin checked out (every blue moon) bands in tiny venues, being juvenile, txtin, immature jokes, dissin ppl, seeing ppl buckle, immature lil boy behaviour by lads who are old enough to know better, the slang my lads hav got that only we understandME HATES- things that are shit like not bein on holiday and gettin away wiv drinkin SOOO much its scary, stayin in on nights u should be out, being shy, wishing 'they'd' ring, writing off ur car, UNreciprocated likings, waiting, waking up, waking up 4 work, work, twattish mates, ocds, unfair week to wknd ratio's, goin home wishin u had done 'that thing', when ur out wiv jus 1 mate and they pull leavin u feelin and lookin like king loser, when bands you like go pop, when ppl then think there really cool liking that same band, simply when ppl think their really cool themselves........u aint!

I'd like to meet:

YOU! unless your some kind of crazy-ass stalker type who'l hunt me down & eat me for dinner or worse, normal everyday people preferred!!

Music:

streets,placebo, air traffic, kate walsh, the cribs, sublime, snowpatrol,jme,biffy clyro,plan b, elbow, toots and the maytals, hepcat, arcade fire, the twang, finch, imogen heap, editors, bjork, yeah yeah yeahs, the almost, madina lake, kasabian, jack penate, albert hammond jr, jimmy eat world, jamie t, brand new, the fray, the view,incubus, libertines, billy talent, death cab for cutie, maximo park,hot chip, eminem,dmx,fall out boy,leftfield, tupac, interpol, panic! at the disco, fratellis,pixies, portishead, the streets, common,alkaline trio,cute is what we aim for, damien rice, klaxons, EARLY my chemical romance, afi,funeral for a friend, sizzla, css & a great deal more

Movies:

all lord of the rings, all rockys, 40yr old virgin, layer cake, snatch, lock stock, jet li films, football factory, green mile, dumb and dumber, the girl next door, scorcese films, american pie123, donnie brasco, all pirates of the carribean, both transporters, v for vendetta, garden state, house of flyin daggers, coming to america, golden child, crouchin tiger, the last kiss, outlaw, smokin aces

Television:

WHAT a genius mr loggie baird was, hats off to you son! in truth i dont watch much tv unless its any of these- everyone hates chris, real/international football factories, scrubs and family guy, ufc, that 70's show, my name is earl, 'wildin out', yo momma, meet the barkers, 3pints of lager and uh hum cough cough.... corrie

Books:

yeah right!

Heroes:

how bout anti-heroes/villains??? flying insects flyin PROPER close 2 ur boat as ur kippin or tryin to atleast! the dickheads that drive purely slow in front of u when your in a rush or late. the OFFICIAL crown king bellend that made the wknd 2days long when he had another 5days available- faux pas of apocalyptic proportions!!! the person that invented work.... god only knows wot were you thinkin!!! 'that' fairy that steals the money from your account A WEEK after you've been paid. the knobend that invented celery, if u were tryin to create the rankest tasting thing ever congrats coz u succeeded. people who cant even manage to make a gd cuppa tea, its not that hard.. hot water/milk/sugar/teabag go crazy! ppl wiv b.o and/or bad breath the people who CAUSE you to wave at them when you think you know them only for you to realise you dont but only after 50million ppl have noticed your o.t.t gestures and u feel hardcore shame!!! same applies when your blanked by ya mates, WHAT a ballsy FEELIN'!!!