Diet Coke __ Mema's Tacos __ RoboCop __ Sandman (Marvel, not the DC Goth Piece-of-Shit) __'80s Toys (Sky Commanders, Battle Beasts, M.U.S.C.L.E.S.) __ DVDs __ Graphic Design __ Future Retro __ Apes, Monkeys, & Primates __ The Muppets __ Black Chicks with Afros __ '60s & '70s Stewardesses __ The Big Lebowski __ Fifth Element Cars __ '60s Playboy Bunnies __ Peterbilt Trucks __ My Plants __ Brass Knuckles __ Pork Spiedinis __ La Teresita Restaurant __ Skinny Chicks __ Sloths __ Non-Euclidian Geometry __ Red Bull __ Beef Jerky __ Mushroom Soup (Any and All) __ Old Buicks ('50 Roadmaster, '59 Invicta, '65 Electra, '71 Riviera) __ Planet of the Apes (Original) __ Bacon (The Delicious Pork Product, Not Sir Francis) __ Louisiana Hot Sauce (One Drop Does It) __ Sun Records __ My Brownsville Acoustic __ Murray's Pomade __ ArmorAll __ Rain-X __ Universal Studio Monsters __ Zombies __ Westerns __ Film Noir __ Pirates __ Samurais __ Ninjas (Who Doesn't?) __ Admiral Ackbar __ and Last but Definitely Not Least... The Snorg Tees Girl
Who I'd Like to Die:
Johnny Cash __ Hank Williams Sr. __ Hasil Adkins __ The Johnny Burnette Trio __ Skinny McGee and his Mayhem Makers __ Carl Perkins __ Ramblin' James & the Billyboppers __ The A-Bones __ The 5.6.7.8's __ The Kings of Nuthin' __ Amazing Royal Crowns __ The Reverend Horton Heat __ Supersuckers __ Demented Are Go __ The Misfits __ GWAR __ Desmond Dekker __ Dropkick Murphys __ Flogging Molly __ Swingin' Utters __ Filthy Thieving Bastards __ Bouncing Souls __ Blood for Blood __ Dwarves __ Diesel Queens __ The Vindictives __ Apocalypse Hoboken __ Sloppy Seconds __ F.Y.P __ Action Patrol __ T. Rex __ (Early) David Bowie __ Queen __ New York Dolls __ The Sonics __ The Loved Ones (1965-1967) __ The Who __ Love & Arthur Lee __ The Kinks __ The Hives __ The White Stripes __ The Strokes __ James Brown __ Al Green __ Don Covay __ Phil Spector Girl Groups __ Cypress Hill __ Beastie Boys __ Eazy-E __ System of a Down __ Wolfmother __ AC/DC __ Guns N' Roses __ Black Sabbath (with Ozzy) __ Led Zeppelin __ The Beatles __ Paul McCartney and Wings __ John Lennon __ George Harrison __ The Rolling Stones __ Simon & Garfunkel __ Bob Dylan __ Donovan __ Dean Martin __ Louis Prima __ Tito Puente __ Andrew Bird __ Squirrel Nut Zippers __ Raffa & Rainer __ Jon Brion __ Elliott Smith __ Amy Winehouse __ Lily Allen __ Grand Ole Party __ The Weakerthans __ Frank Black __ Cake __ Against ME! __ Sublime
DIRECTORS:
Joel and Ethan Coen __ Sam Peckinpah __ Sergio Leone __ John Frankenheimer __ Don Siegel __ Paul Verhoeven __
Akira Kurosawa __ Kihachi Okamoto __ M. Night Shyamalan __ Alfred Hitchcock __ Martin Scorsese __ Quentin Tarantino __ Wes Anderson __ Paul Thomas Anderson __ Luc Besson
ACTORS:
Steve McQueen __ Gene Hackman __ Lee Marvin __ Burt Lancaster __ Kirk Douglas __ Robert Mitchum __ George C. Scott __ Walter Matthau __ Clint Eastwood __ Charles Bronson __ Eric Bana __ Ray Liotta __ John C. Reily __ Philip Seymour Hoffman __ Ving Rhames __ John Goodman __ Tom Sizemore __ Kurtwood Smith __ Jeffrey Jones
SERIOUS:
Lost __ Jericho __ The Sopranos __ Deadwood
SERIOUSLY FUNNY:
Curb Your Enthusiasm __ The Office (British) __ Extras __
Chapelle's Show __ The Sarah Silverman Program __ Reno 911 __
Da Ali G Show __ Mr. Show with Bob & David __
The King of Queens __ Newsradio __ The Cosby Show __
The Wonder Years __ That '70s Show __ Wonder Showzen
SERIOUSLY OLD:
Star Trek (1966-1969) __ The White Shadow __ McCloud __
Hawaii Five-O __ McMillan and Wife __ The Rockford Files
SERIOUSLY ANIMATED:
The Simpsons __ King of the Hill __ The Family Guy __
The Flintstones __ The Jetsons
Ayn Rand
Sam Harris
Isaac Asimov
Stephen Hawking
Itzhak Bentov
Michael Moore
Al Frankin
Mark "Chopper" Read
John Langdon
Ayn Rand __ Isaac Asimov
Michael Moore __ Al Frankin
Phil Hartman __ Sarah Silverman
Larry David __ Sacha Baron Cohen
Ricky Gervais __ Dave Chapelle
Mitch Hedberg __ Jim Gaffigan
Bob Odenkirk __ David Cross
Brian Posehn __ Nick Swardson
Entire Cast of Reno 911 __ Terry O'Quinn
Maurice Binder __ Pablo Ferro
Ray Harryhausen __ Shag
Phil Noto __ Tim Sale
Harley J. Earl __ David Ogilvy
Hugh Hefner __ James Franciscus
Sean, the proprietor of Mema's Tacos (A.K.A.)
Saint Sean, the Patron Saint of Tacos