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Drunk Mike

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About Me

I'm fairly well off. When I was a child, some friends and I found a treasure map in my parent's attic. We went on this crazy adventure, almost got killed several times, and made friends with this giant retard. Oh, and I kissed a girl for the first time in my life. Anyway, to make a long story short, we found a pirate ship full of treasure, and after helping my folks pay off their house, I went on to play college football for Notre Dame.

My Interests

Diet Coke __ Mema's Tacos __ RoboCop __ Sandman (Marvel, not the DC Goth Piece-of-Shit) __'80s Toys (Sky Commanders, Battle Beasts, M.U.S.C.L.E.S.) __ DVDs __ Graphic Design __ Future Retro __ Apes, Monkeys, & Primates __ The Muppets __ Black Chicks with Afros __ '60s & '70s Stewardesses __ The Big Lebowski __ Fifth Element Cars __ '60s Playboy Bunnies __ Peterbilt Trucks __ My Plants __ Brass Knuckles __ Pork Spiedinis __ La Teresita Restaurant __ Skinny Chicks __ Sloths __ Non-Euclidian Geometry __ Red Bull __ Beef Jerky __ Mushroom Soup (Any and All) __ Old Buicks ('50 Roadmaster, '59 Invicta, '65 Electra, '71 Riviera) __ Planet of the Apes (Original) __ Bacon (The Delicious Pork Product, Not Sir Francis) __ Louisiana Hot Sauce (One Drop Does It) __ Sun Records __ My Brownsville Acoustic __ Murray's Pomade __ ArmorAll __ Rain-X __ Universal Studio Monsters __ Zombies __ Westerns __ Film Noir __ Pirates __ Samurais __ Ninjas (Who Doesn't?) __ Admiral Ackbar __ and Last but Definitely Not Least... The Snorg Tees Girl

I'd like to meet:



Who I'd Like to Die:

Music:

Johnny Cash __ Hank Williams Sr. __ Hasil Adkins __ The Johnny Burnette Trio __ Skinny McGee and his Mayhem Makers __ Carl Perkins __ Ramblin' James & the Billyboppers __ The A-Bones __ The 5.6.7.8's __ The Kings of Nuthin' __ Amazing Royal Crowns __ The Reverend Horton Heat __ Supersuckers __ Demented Are Go __ The Misfits __ GWAR __ Desmond Dekker __ Dropkick Murphys __ Flogging Molly __ Swingin' Utters __ Filthy Thieving Bastards __ Bouncing Souls __ Blood for Blood __ Dwarves __ Diesel Queens __ The Vindictives __ Apocalypse Hoboken __ Sloppy Seconds __ F.Y.P __ Action Patrol __ T. Rex __ (Early) David Bowie __ Queen __ New York Dolls __ The Sonics __ The Loved Ones (1965-1967) __ The Who __ Love & Arthur Lee __ The Kinks __ The Hives __ The White Stripes __ The Strokes __ James Brown __ Al Green __ Don Covay __ Phil Spector Girl Groups __ Cypress Hill __ Beastie Boys __ Eazy-E __ System of a Down __ Wolfmother __ AC/DC __ Guns N' Roses __ Black Sabbath (with Ozzy) __ Led Zeppelin __ The Beatles __ Paul McCartney and Wings __ John Lennon __ George Harrison __ The Rolling Stones __ Simon & Garfunkel __ Bob Dylan __ Donovan __ Dean Martin __ Louis Prima __ Tito Puente __ Andrew Bird __ Squirrel Nut Zippers __ Raffa & Rainer __ Jon Brion __ Elliott Smith __ Amy Winehouse __ Lily Allen __ Grand Ole Party __ The Weakerthans __ Frank Black __ Cake __ Against ME! __ Sublime

Movies:

DIRECTORS:
Joel and Ethan Coen __ Sam Peckinpah __ Sergio Leone __ John Frankenheimer __ Don Siegel __ Paul Verhoeven __ Akira Kurosawa __ Kihachi Okamoto __ M. Night Shyamalan __ Alfred Hitchcock __ Martin Scorsese __ Quentin Tarantino __ Wes Anderson __ Paul Thomas Anderson __ Luc Besson

ACTORS:
Steve McQueen __ Gene Hackman __ Lee Marvin __ Burt Lancaster __ Kirk Douglas __ Robert Mitchum __ George C. Scott __ Walter Matthau __ Clint Eastwood __ Charles Bronson __ Eric Bana __ Ray Liotta __ John C. Reily __ Philip Seymour Hoffman __ Ving Rhames __ John Goodman __ Tom Sizemore __ Kurtwood Smith __ Jeffrey Jones

Television:

SERIOUS:
Lost __ Jericho __ The Sopranos __ Deadwood

SERIOUSLY FUNNY:
Curb Your Enthusiasm __ The Office (British) __ Extras __
Chapelle's Show __ The Sarah Silverman Program __ Reno 911 __
Da Ali G Show __ Mr. Show with Bob & David __
The King of Queens __ Newsradio __ The Cosby Show __
The Wonder Years __ That '70s Show __ Wonder Showzen

SERIOUSLY OLD:
Star Trek (1966-1969) __ The White Shadow __ McCloud __
Hawaii Five-O __ McMillan and Wife __ The Rockford Files

SERIOUSLY ANIMATED:
The Simpsons __ King of the Hill __ The Family Guy __
The Flintstones __ The Jetsons

Books:

Ayn Rand
Sam Harris
Isaac Asimov
Stephen Hawking
Itzhak Bentov
Michael Moore
Al Frankin
Mark "Chopper" Read

Heroes:

John Langdon
Ayn Rand __ Isaac Asimov
Michael Moore __ Al Frankin
Phil Hartman __ Sarah Silverman
Larry David __ Sacha Baron Cohen
Ricky Gervais __ Dave Chapelle
Mitch Hedberg __ Jim Gaffigan
Bob Odenkirk __ David Cross
Brian Posehn __ Nick Swardson
Entire Cast of Reno 911 __ Terry O'Quinn
Maurice Binder __ Pablo Ferro
Ray Harryhausen __ Shag
Phil Noto __ Tim Sale
Harley J. Earl __ David Ogilvy
Hugh Hefner __ James Franciscus

Sean, the proprietor of Mema's Tacos (A.K.A.)
Saint Sean, the Patron Saint of Tacos

My Blog

Toys of the 80's

This is my list of toys from the 1980's. They're not all here, but all the cool ones are. Some of them drift slightly over into the first few years of the 90's, but they are basically 80's toys. If yo...
Posted by Drunk Mike on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:15:00 PST

The Drunk Mike Collection - Last Updated 02-08-07

[*] Planet of the Apes (1968)[*] Memento (2000)[*] Whos That Knocking at My Door (1967)[*] Mean Streets (1973)[*] Taxi Driver (1976)[*] Goodfellas (1990)[*] Cape Fear (1991)[*] Casino (1995)[*] Brin...
Posted by Drunk Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Favorite Links

ART & DESIGN House Industries - Fonts Phil Noto - Comic Book Artist Tim Sale - Comic Book Artist Shag - Artist Rion Vernon - Pin-Up ArtistHarley J. Earl - Automobile Designer WOMEN Glamo...
Posted by Drunk Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST