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Liz Machine &lt;An Villian&gt;

Do you even listen when you speak?... I drift in and out...

About Me


"Liz says inappropriate things."

Couple Things You Need To Know About Me: Name's Elizabeth, call me Liz.
Mommy of Two Boys
Purple is my favorite Colour
Michigan Born & Raised, No matter Where I travel Yes, I made my own layout
My Family & Friends are my life
I just moved to Arizona
I know weird people, & God knows I love them
I can not hold a grudge
I can fully function on very few hours of sleep
I'm Single, til further notice
Cats are my favorite animal, except mine
I now own teh most awesome thing on four wheels, I have ever in my life! Jeep I have been told I have my own language, Lizish, Learn it, it makes life easier on you.
I love laughing, and making other laugh.
I heart movies, more then anything, I own a lot. :D
I'm honest, and loyal, but completely crazy
I write, seriously, I can be a poet, bahahah
I swear, I'm like a sailor that way
I drink, I heart Rum forecer
I spelled forecer, "forever" like that on purpose, Lizish, get on it.
Music, bump it, haha, car dance, the world is watching!
I am myself, which is loud, and creepy
I flirt with everyone.
Pants, fuck them.
I hate winter, and LOVE Autumn
Lilacs, my favorite flower, woo me already.
I'm going back to school
I just want to to find some one to grow fat and happy with
I cook, pretty well
Sometimes, I don't use words, I just make noises
Background noise, and theme songs, I make them
I have completely corrupted friends :)
I say terrible things, and I can not control myself
Lines, I cross them, hope you don't like your bubble
Unless invited into MY bubble, back the fuck off
I'll probably re-do this about me later, I'm in a mood
I'm a sucker for nice eyes, and a cute smile. :sigh:
Boys, you are all pretty much evil, we'll get along fine
I am teh youngest of 5, true story
My parents live in Florida, on opposite sides of the state
My sisters live up north :( MISS THEM!!!!
My brothers, are...around?
I heart nicknames, sometimes I give people them, and they never know :)
I pee with the door open, my bad. And, peeing is pretty much one of lifes best things LOL
I drunk dial, often
I heart drunk dialers, seriously, hit me up
I say Dude, to everyone.
I have best friends that I have just met in person, true story
When I fall, I fall hard.
Cherry Pop Tarts win, screw off strawberry.
Sporks, FTMFW
Lastly, Sausage, bless your meaty goodness.
~*Marvelous Magical Mad Madame Liz*~
The Liz Machine
Mommy Liz
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My Interests

-Likes- boys, my kids, movies, flip flops, stars, purple, lilacs, bottled water, yoplait yogurt, vanilla, coffee, nick names, friends, family, rocking chairs, music, cherries, writing.
-Dislikes- fish, birds, seafood, gaint florida bugs, heights, boats, mean people.. ya know.. stuff.

Dane Cook is a Silly Bitch

I'm a fag...what...but my name isn't MIKE!!!! Thats your joke, deal with it.

Which Dane Cook Joke Are You?
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I'd like to meet:



No one. I don't like you any how.
Your 2005 Song Is
Beverly Hills by Weezer

"My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me"

You breezed through 2005 in your own funky style! What Hit Song of 2005 Are You?

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Music:

I enjoy many different types of music, Some which make my choosier friends say I have no musical taste.. But I don't mind. If I can relate or drown it out, I am game. To name a few favorites, BNL, Guster, Weezer, MCR, The Killers, and 311. Although the list could continue. Music is love!Think I'm going for a walk now
I feel a little unsteady
I don't want nobody to follow me
'cept maybe you
I could make you happy you know
If you weren't already
I could do a lot of things
And I do
Tell you the truth I prefer
The worst of you
Too bad you had to have a better half
She's not really my type
But I think you two are forever
And I hate to say it but
You're perfect together
So f*** you
And your untouchable face
And f*** you
For existing in the first place
And who am i
That I should be vying for your touch
And who am i
I bet you can't even tell me that much
Two-thirty in the morning
And my gas tank will be empty soon
Neon sign on the horizon
Rubbing elbows with the moon
A safe haven of sleepless
Where the deep fryer's always on
Radio is counting down
The top 20 country songs
And out on the porch the fly strip is
Waving like a flag in the wind
Y'know, I don't look forward
To seeing you again soon
You'll look like a photograph of yourself
Taken from far far away
And I won't know what to do
And I won't know what to say
Except f*** you...
And your untouchable face
And f*** you
For existing in the first place
And who am i
That I should be vying for your touch
And who am i
I bet you can't even tell me that much
I see you and I'm so perplexed
What was I thinking
What will I think of next
Where can I hide
In the back room there's a lamp
That hangs over the pool table
And when the fan is on it swings
Gently side to side
There's a changing constellation
Of balls as we are playing
I see orion and say nothing
The only thing I can think of saying
Is f*** you...

Movies:

I enjoy Kevin Smith movies, John Huges movies, Comedies, Romantic comedies, and many others. Some top flicks, that everyone should own, The Notebook,Clerks, Love Actually, Oceans 11 (2001 version), Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, and if I continue on it will end up me listing all my movies. Movies are love! 3

Television:

I don't watch tv. Its bad for you.


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Books:

I don't read. Its bad for you.

Heroes:

I really admire a lot of my friends, and family, but I guess I don't have any heros. You may apply via email for the position though.

My Blog

I can’t confront you, I never could do, that which might hurt you

This session is unprompted and influenced by Weezer. I really can’t express the urge to write. Mostly it comes and goes. It’s generally fueled by pain, misery, and heart ache. It usually d...
Posted by Liz Machine [[An Villian]] on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:24:00 PST

Lyrics not really the expression to my own soul

I am not musically inclined, but at least Jimmy Eat World is. If you Don’t, Don’t.   What’s wrong baby, don’t they treat you like they should?Did you take ’em for it...
Posted by Liz Machine [[An Villian]] on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST

My Death Space..

I was talking to a friend.. and this is what came up..   The Liz Machine says: i saw a link on my forum for smileys one day The Liz Machine says: i tracked that down manna says: hehehe =p mann...
Posted by Liz Machine [[An Villian]] on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:57:00 PST

This is why I love Amanda Panda

i found this newspaper article*I know why you moved now!!!I found this newspaper article!!!________________________________________Stripper on the looseLocal Marine City resident held on charges of pu...
Posted by Liz Machine [[An Villian]] on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:48:00 PST

Random Thinking

You know how there is things in life, how in the end, no matter what else happens, it’s because of that one thing, that one, no matter how big or small thing, that actually does you in.  It...
Posted by Liz Machine [[An Villian]] on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:14:00 PST

Free Kitty!!!

Free Cat to good home. Answers to Kitty. Fixed, de-clawed, in-door kitty, who has all her shots. Litter trained, and very friendly!!   Anyone?? Okay, lets be honest.... Free Animal to goo...
Posted by Liz Machine [[An Villian]] on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:42:00 PST

YAWN

I am about to go to bed. School days are long days. I feel so uninspired. Someone please inspire me. I talked to an ex yesterday. Not baby daddy. Weird. Work tomorrow. Boo. School AND work saturday. ...
Posted by Liz Machine [[An Villian]] on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:27:00 PST

Updating and such

I started college today. WOO HOO! It was my composition class. My van is running, blah, for how long I dunno. Kids are being evil. GO TO SLEEP!! A new page is finally turning over. I can not tell you...
Posted by Liz Machine [[An Villian]] on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 08:12:00 PST

I’m gunna write you a letter, Gunna write you a book. Want to see your reaction.

So, it's nearly 4am. I slept three hours tonight, and *click* my body said recharged.  I took advantage of being wide awake, and cleaned off my desk. Then I voyaged into the kids room. Yah, no wo...
Posted by Liz Machine [[An Villian]] on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:06:00 PST

Sickness

I has it. Please someone shoot me. My head is throbbing, and I have way more mucus then i know what to do with.
Posted by Liz Machine [[An Villian]] on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 05:58:00 PST