~~~ I can resist everything except temptation. ~~~ I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~~~ Crazy is a relative term in my family ~~~ Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. ~~~ That's right, I'm with the band. ~~~ I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass. ~~~ I was wondering, If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers? ~~~
