Lurleen

Hey ya’llThe name’s Lurleen, and Ah've done writ me a Lexicon of all thangs gay, lesbian, bisexual an' transgender, which Ah wanna share with the world. Ah'm just gonna put a few thangs from it on this here site, but if folk wanna see more just lemme know! (Any publishers out there? PLEASE git in contact!)Ah’m just an ordinary blue collar Southern gal who was never much for book-learnin’, and Ah’m kinda surprised at all this writin’ I been doing, but the other night Ah was leavin’ Hell’s Kitchen (that’s the truck stop where Ah tote burgers for a livin’) with ma good buddy Glenn when some shit-fer-brains redneck called me a dyke an’ Glenn a faggot! Well, after Ah smacked the sorry son-of-a-bitch upside the head with an empty Thunderbird bottle Ah got ta thinking, who thought these words up in the first place? Where’d they come from? And Glenn wanted to find out exactly what did that guy with the red bandanna in his left back pocket want from him the other night?So instead of headin’ back to ma trailer and having a few relaxing Pink Squirrels Ah headed back to Glenn’s, saddled up ta that ole innernet and thought Ah’d find me out a few truths, and here they are. Hope ya’ll learn a few thangs!Ah want you folk ta bear in mind that this is ma Lexicon, so if ya'll see stuff ya don't like Ah'm sorry, Ah don't mean ta rile no-one, Ah'm just doin' ma own thang.Oh, and Glenn asked me ta point out that all of the sexual shenanigans mentioned here are, of course, also practised by heterosexuals but, as he said, who the hell wants to read about what they do?Lots’a lurveLurleen