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fluorescent adolescent

come to my house...don't bring pyjamas!

About Me

Once the Queen of Sheeba gave me a Diamond plate and told me to sell it on to any traveller passing through my lands. I took her hand and fell to my knees, 'Thank you your sheebaness for such a task'. I walked on with the plate in tow to find the perfect travelling candidate. I small beatle named Nick was the first traveller i saw and so on i passed the Diamond Plate. Nick and the plate lived a long and joyous life, travelling the land of Christopalees where the trees had no songs and the moon no face and their journey ended in the heart and soul of London; Stokey yeah. They bought a small cottage and had together 2 children; Princess Susannah of the Arabian Barn and Tranny Rachel. This is the life and works of that very tranny...very nice.


Bein born in da ghetto
Woz a hardship 4 us
Forced 2 work in netto
But we made no fuss
Ma brehs call me da pranksta
Da police call me exhibit u
Its tru I iz a gangsta
But I iz a person 2
Da mean streets of 'ackney
Iz no place 4 me
I dreamt of da simple life
A house wiv a tv
Lots of hatred dat I feel
I cova wiv bling
But dis feelin is real
Da bling dont mean a thing
Ai go bak 2 ma roots
2 find out wots rong
ma lord gives me guidance
so im singin dis song
if u dont mess wiv me
I wont harm u
I just want 2 b free
Iz dat hokai wiv u

My Interests

I love meeting new people, Drunken Galivanting, dancing like Beyonce, playing really loud music on buses, going to somewhere I've never been to before, camping, watching obscure films and an occasional dance in the street when I think no one's looking

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and Everyone apart from men in fedoras.

Music:

Adam &the ants
Arctic Monkeys
Bob Dylan
Bob Marley
Jimi Hendrix
Johnny Cash
The Prodigy
Oasis
Supergrass
The Coral
Larrikin Love
The Maccabees
Enter Shikari
Nina Simone
Woody Guthrie
Gypsy Kings

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Brokeback Mountain, Napoleon Dynamite, Almost Famous, Dirty Dancing, Little Miss Sunshine, Pulp Fiction, The Holiday (generally anything with Jude Law in, Life of Brian, Withnail and I, Ferris Bueller's day off, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Withnail and I, Shawshank redemption, Trainspotting, 10 things I hate about you, Clueless