patience is not one of my virtues |
So theres this guy i like but... its been takin me a cool minute to get at him... and let me just say that 4 realz patience is not 1 of my virtues. is he slow playin me or does he just... Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:39:00 GMT |
The Purina Diet |
I got this in my e-mail today. Thought you all could use a chuckle.
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola [my dog] and was standing in the check out line. A woman behind me a... Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 15:15:00 GMT |
*PLAYING HOUSE* |
A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said, "Hey Johnny, wanna play house?"He said, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"The girl replied, "I want you to communi... Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:17:00 GMT |
Acceptable Gender Based ATM Procedures |
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINEA new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:Please note that this Bank isinstalling new Drive-through ATMmachines enabling customers towithdraw cash without leaving their vehi... Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:07:00 GMT |
my crazy life........ |
My Crazy Life....
So.... my ex husband is tryin' to give me back custody of two of my three kids. ( i prayed for that for the longest) And then....... he's about to have kid #4 with his new gir... Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:35:00 GMT |
10 Commandments |
Deborah's 10 Commandments
1. Thou shall not drive a porsche then take me to your studio apartment. 2. Thou shll not speak any of the following lines; a. I'll just put the head in. b. So does this mean... Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 23:40:00 GMT |