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KATIE WAY

i just hope that i die while hugging

About Me

i just wanna know where the gold at.

My Interests

my dogs/other dogs/dog training/my job, baby animals, mexican food, cartoons, zach galifianakis, clark and michael, the joy in a good rickroll, pranking, inappropriate humor and also language, standup comedy, texas, video games, funny friends, comic books, zombies, freckles, celebrity gossip, beerz, very big hair, queso, sunshine, french history, morgan, educational television, love, nerds, vocabulary, prosody, sluts, theatre, best friends, laughing, crushes, vegetarianism, women's studies, shark week, poop and farts, h8, competitive binge drinking, daddy's dollar, lulz, guacamole, master plan, typing the fastest!!!!!, x-men, chinon, tiny flat shoes, allergies, nature shirts, tattoos, orbz, and smelling edible.

I'd like to meet:



i don't want to know any boys who don't know what the millenium falcon is. and the death star? forget it.

Music:



rilo kiley/jenny lewis, the beatles, the weakerthans, pompeii, atmosphere, sage francis, feist, devendra banhart, the blow, clem snide, mason jennings, wilco, the pixies, the decemberists, bob dylan, tegan and sara, cat power, smoking popes, hello saferide, voxtrot, the kinks, hawksley workman, the shins, the misfits, mirah, kind of like spitting, the magnetic fields, mates of state, metric, fiona apple

Movies:

waynes world (1 & 2), wet hot american summer, life aquatic, bottle rocket, rushmore, AND royal tenenbaums, best in show, slackers, the house of yes, closer, the big lebowski, welcome to the dollhouse, the hours, & zomg the x-men movies.

Television:

anything that steve agee tells me to tivo.

Books:

steve martin (the pleasure of my company & shopgirl), goethe, david sedaris (all of it), brother george klawitter, dave eggers, DOG BOOKZ, margaret atwood, and a whole bunch of plays by a whole bunch of people, mostly the lion in winter by james goldman, though.

Heroes:

eleanor of aquitaine, jenny lewis, zach galifianakis, maria bamford, jen kirkman, louis ck.

My Blog

OMFG, DOGBLOG!

puppies are actually incapable of being "aggressive" with one exception - fear. if you coddle and baby a puppy too much, it becomes terrified of everything and does what it believes necessary to stay ...
Posted by KATIE WAY on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:14:00 PST

why the internet is amazing, part 89237418

many of you who are reading this blog are doing so because of a bulletin i posted, that read: i made a movie of me trying to teach my hedgehog to dance! note her poopy feet :(http://youtube.com/watch?...
Posted by KATIE WAY on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:55:00 PST

black magic on the internet - BE CAREFUL

you guys, i'm really worried. i was surfing some gnarly internet web waves today, and i found some stuff that nearly made me WIPE OUT AND DIE like patrick swayze at the end of point break. but figurat...
Posted by KATIE WAY on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST

"no aggressive breeds"

i've been looking daily for a new place in austin that kaci and i can move into sometime this summer. there's a specific trend that gets under my skin more than apartment complexes with wall to wall c...
Posted by KATIE WAY on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST

hijack the mic and it's not like anyone can stop me

just because i happen to speak pointedly doesn't mean i'm throwing things around the room and eating the keys off of my keyboard while cackling and rocking back and forth. ranting to me isn't opening ...
Posted by KATIE WAY on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

yah well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man

you know what makes me seriously lol, but not hard enough to actually type lol and mean it, because that's for poor people? these girls who think they're so profoundly hip that are really into vincent...
Posted by KATIE WAY on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:25:00 PST

swallowing their own tongues, etc

no single word should ever be banned from any comedy club EVER. kramer (yes, that's all he is, and all he's ever going to be) wasn't doing COMEDY when he was screaming NIGGER - he douched out and lost...
Posted by KATIE WAY on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:12:00 PST