"I'm Waldorf."
"I'm Statler."
"We're old."
"And we hate you."
"You're terrible."
"Horrendous."
"Oughtn't be allowed."
"I'm turning off my pacemaker."
"I thought you had."
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Whoever invented all these awful people. We'd like to give 'em a piece of our minds. Not that you deserve it.
