I think quotes from athletes, characters from 80's/90's TV shows are God's gift to man.
"They can talk about me like they want to, but, um, I got my money ... so matter what you all say, Mike black, but Mike rich!"
--Michael Irvin
"I don't want to be remembered, I want to be forgotten."
--George Costanza
"I've been trying to walk the straight and narrow, but even my straight's a little crooked."
--Dylan McKay
"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
--Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live"
"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever."
--Shane Falco
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
--Jack Handey
"I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so... scared"
--Jessie Spano
"When I'm dead, and my activities on Earth have passed, I hope they bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass."
--Bobby Knight
"The accusation that Pedro Guerrero could finance and underwrite a drug deal is ludicrous! He doesn't have the acumen or the ability to finance anything more complicated than lunch."
--Pedro's attorney
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian"
--Mike Tyson
"Donna Martin graduates! Donna Martin graduates! Donna Martin graduates!"
--West Beverly High, Class of 1993
"No such thing bad student... only bad teacher."
--Mr. Miyagi
"This is A.C.! I got O.J. in the car! (pause) This is A.C.! You know who this is, goddammit!"
-- Al Cowlings
"I have two things in this world -- my word and my balls -- and I don't break neither one of them for nobody."
-- Tony Montana
"You want a beer? Wanna quit starin' at mine then?"
-- Dylan McKay
"The only time I want to talk to a woman when I'm naked is if I'm on top of her or she's on top of me."
-- Former Tigers pitcher Jack Morris on female sportswriters
