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I Told Her How She Struck Me But I'm Fucked Up Now

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About Me

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Name: Bailey
Birthplace: Fernandina Beach, Flawda
Eye Color: hazel i guess or something
Hair Color: brownish..blondish..kinda sorta...oh shit its blue now.
Height: 5'10
Your Heritage: Irish, German, mountain goat
The Shoes You Wore Today: i don't know but they smelled like shit i'll tell you that much
Your Weakness: chocolate covered cocaine
Your Fears: a world without late night infomercials featuring tom bosley
Your Perfect Pizza: something mom and pop! fuck the commercial bullshit
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not dying. or, in the case of living, not getting raped in prison
Ecstacy or Coke: blast the goa trance biiiiiitcccchhh
McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds $1 menu. i gotta save my money for.........feeding the homeless!
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCO-LOT mother fucker
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, real faggy like
Do you Smoke: newports bitch.
Do you Swear: Im cutting back
Do you Shower Daily: i would say yes but that would be lying.
Do you Shower Weekly: eh...you know......
Do you Shower Monthly: lets just get off this showering shit
Do you want to get Married: for tax evasion purposes
Do you belive in yourself: yeah, and the tooth fairy too
Do you think you are Attractive: no, but gay dudes and sluts sure do
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad kicked me out and moved across the country. is that an answer.
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: can fucking in the back seat of a car be considered a date?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah. with myself. in the bathtub.
Ever smoked crack: surprisingly the answer is no. well...
Ever been Beaten up: do girls count?
How do you want to Die: taking down 50 ninja warriors with a pencil stub
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: writer
What country would you most like to Visit: Jupiter

My Interests

Giving women [intense sexual] pleasure, reading all types of shit (especially '60s counterculture stuff and literature of 1800-1960ish), spiritual quests (on peyote of course) in the desert, surrealism, cultures, theology, psychology, music, the guitar...basically i cant live without music books women and my mommy. and the occasional reefer butt. okay more than occasional. okay more than just reefer. fuck it.

I'd like to meet:


I stole this from a girl's myspace page but I felt the words as my own, minus male pronouns and girlish adjectives.

I'd like to meet...a girl who'll love me no matter what. who'll hold my hand whenever we're together, tell me i don't look cracked out when i know i'm lookin straight wefdwdmwekdmDAMNdowsdwdkqw dn2e22w!. someone to hold me close and just by looking in her eyes, i can see her love for me. a girl that will smile and laugh when she's around me.

How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85
Your Name
Your New Gangster Name Og tripple Og
Your Gangster Percent: 89%

Your Money You'll Make Hustling $950,554
Number of People In Your gang 63
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 2
What You'll Look Like Gangster
Quiz created with MemeGen !

Music:

AFI, Al Green, Alice in Chains, The Band, The Beatles, The Black Keys, Bloodhound Gang, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Butthole Surfers, The Byrds, Cake, Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Cracker, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Cursive, Dead Kennedys, dead prez, The Deftones, The Doors, Bob Dylan, The Flaming Lips, Franz Ferdinand, John Frusciante, Fuel, The Fugees, The Germs, Anthony Hamilton, Jimi Hendrix, The Hives, The Isley Brothers, Jane's Addiction, Lyfe Jennings, Janis Joplin, Joy Division, Keane, King Crimson, The Kinks, Led Zeppelin, Local H, The Mars Volta, (oldschool) Nas, Nirvana, The Offspring, (oldschool) Outkast, Parliament/Funkadelic, Pearl Jam, Tom Petty, Pink Floyd, Placebo, Portishead, Raekwon, Rick Springfield, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Roots, Shine Down, Simon & Garfunkle, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Sublime, Tool, The Velvet Underground, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Wu-Tang Clan, Young Jeezy, Neil Young, Frank Zappa

Television:

Fuck a television

Books:

The Rosy Crucifixion, Tropic of Capricorn, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Naked Lunch, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Fuck-up, Steppenwolf, Beyond Good and Evil, uh...fuck my memory. Don't do drugs.

Heroes:

John Frusciante, William S. Burroughs, Henry Miller, homosexuals

My Blog

Some really deep shit here...

This is a blog. And you're reading it.BOO YAA
Posted by I Told Her How She Struck Me But I'm Fucked Up Now on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:13:00 PST

hahahahahahahahahahaha HA!

Woah.................Quit my job as a vacuum cleaner salesman.Screwed my friend by doing $180 worth of coke he gave to me to sell.Promptly quit cocaine.Fucked up possible relationship with my dream wo...
Posted by I Told Her How She Struck Me But I'm Fucked Up Now on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:37:00 PST

i'm as free as a bird now...but not later

just got out of jail and now i have a double violation for probation i was on for my last arrest because (1) i missed probation today and (2) i was arrested again. which is a bitch, since i was s...
Posted by I Told Her How She Struck Me But I'm Fucked Up Now on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 10:29:00 PST

A day in the life

Took my friend to the hospital to get some pills because last night we went to a party and he took a nose dive into the pavement (word to the wise: don't mix ecstacy, meth, xanex, coke and alcohol tog...
Posted by I Told Her How She Struck Me But I'm Fucked Up Now on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 12:43:00 PST