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About Me

"if you don't really want to know - don't ask". -I cry when I see a dead animal in the road, a lonely shopping cart in the rain or someone eatting alone in a restaurant -I am obsessed with music. I love to find that perfect song and listen to it over and over, until my friends want to throw the cd out the window... -My brother makes me laugh so hard I could pee my pants! He's one of my favorite people in the world! If he wasn't my brother, I'd want him to be my friend anyway. -My dreams are like full length movies, and just as detailed ~ it is no wonder I am always tired. Makes for very long days at work, trying to figure out if it was a dream or something that really happened. -I'm a Coors Light girl, but would trade up to Jack Daniels or Jagermiester in a heart beat. -I once had a crush on a gay guy, that's what happens when you go to fashion school. -I long to be a kid again with no worries or responsibilities. -I am a book-worm dork! I LOVE to read, to most it sounds gay and boring, but I love it! -If I won the lotto, I would buy my parents neighboring houses, so they could live "together" but send each other home when regularly needed. I would give all the homeless animals a place to live, it would stink in there but they would be safe and warm. I would make Nick and Dustin famous, somehow... I am sure it would include Jesse and/or Bobby in some way shape or form. I would buy a race car. . . that I can crash over and over, not a standard of course. And I would buy unlimited plane tickets from here to California where I would have my beach house that I would let Kevin 'barrow'. -I have always wanted to be a surfer, even though I am afraid of jellyfish. -I am extremely obsesive compulsive. And very ADD. I can watch a movie and read a book at the same time. I can not sit still for longer than two seconds... as you may be able to tell from thise extensive profile...

My Interests

AFTER A WHILE, YOU LARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOLDING A HAND AND CHAINING A SOUL, AND YOU LEARN THAT LOVE DOESN'T MEAN SECURITY, THAT KISSES AREN'T CONTRACTS AND PRESENTS AREN'T PROMISES. AND YOU BEGIN TO ACCEPT YOUR DEFEATS WITH YOUR HEAD UP AND YOUR EYES OPEN WITH THE GRACE OF A WOMAN NOT THE GRIEF OF A CHILD, AND YOU LEARN TO BUILD ALL YOUR ROADS ON TODAY BECAUSE TOMORROW'S GROUND IS TOO UNCERTAIN, AND FUTURES HAVE A WAY OF FALLING DOWN IN MID - FLIGHT. AFTER A WHILE YOU LEARN THAT EVEN SUNSHINE BURNS IF YOU GET TOO MUCH, SO YOU PLANT YOUR OWN GARDEN AND YOU DECORATE YOUR OWN SOUL, INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING YOU FLOWERS. AND YOU LEARN THAT YOU REALLY CAN ENDURE... THAT YOU REALLY ARE STRONG, AND YOU REALLY DO HAVE WORTH AND YOU LEARN AND YOU LEARN AND YOU LEARN. WITH EVERY NEW DAY YOU LEARN. ..

I'd like to meet:

My non-evil twin. Jerry Bruckheimer - that guy blows my mind!!

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Music:

Depends on what day it is..... I like just about everything: I am a big country fan, yeah you heard me~yee-haw! But I also love the stuff you can go see in local bars like Hatebreed, Kill Switch Engage, or Clay People ~when they were around. You would find me at OzFest anytime, and you wouldn't look twice if you saw me at Warped Tour(love those dirty punks!) But I am known to shake my ass to a thing or two in da' club also, or give me an 80's mix cd and I will sing you everyword!! I guess it is a pretty diverse range. Apparently from what I have heard, I like to sing Journey on camera, but we can just pretend that didn't happen...

Movies:

NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, American Outlaws, Say Anything, Donnie Darko, The Ref, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, What about Bob, Old School, Anchor Man, When a Man loves a Woman, Devil's Rejects, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Napolean Dynamite, Blue Crush... The list is very long... i wont bore you...

Television:

My new obsession -- Grey's anatomy... even though it gives me anxiety. -- Simpsons (of course), Friends re runs, Golden Girls, Everybody loves Raymond, CSI(the one with the really hot lab guy... Las Vegas I think...), Family Guy, Laguna Beach (I know, it is gay), the OC--- I am a newly addicted freak... but NOT ER I hate that show, it scares me!!!... WOW there are alot more than I thought. I din't think I watched this much tv. My brain is rotting.

Books:

Harry Friggin' Potter, DaVinci Code, Angels & Demons, The Four Agreements, anything by the guy who wrote Fight Club (I can't spell his name!), as well as anything by Nelson DeMille, Augusten Buroughs, and David Sedaris.. the list goes on and on.... I am a dork and I love to read. It is a cheap and easy way to escape your own life!

Heroes:

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My Blog

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I HATE... When doctors give you a pill for EVERYTING! with out ever diagnosing what is actually wrong. Vomit. Puke. Throw up. Any version of the above three words. Hangovers. Raves. Girls who have to...
Posted by Miss J to the ME... on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 07:40:00 PST

revised partr II 'I love'..... gee, I am gay.

I LOVE... Vacations. True friends who are there when you need them When my Tobi puts his head under my chin to cuddle. (if you don't have a cat you wouldn't understand) Laughing so hard my stomach and...
Posted by Miss J to the ME... on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 07:11:00 PST