"I don't pronounce my R's. I call a liquor store a packie, a garbage can is a barrel, a water fountain a bubblah, sprinkles... jimmies, and a milkshake a frappe. I root for a team that hasn't won a series since 1918, and I yell 'YANKEES SUCK' when they play the Tigers. I think Larry Bird is the greatest basketball player ever, I think Ted Williams is the greatest hitter of all time, Bobby Orr revolutionized the defensive position for ever, Cam Neely was the best power forward to ever play the game, Vinatieri never has to hit a field goal again, and Tom Brady's the next Joe Montana. To me any place west of I 290 is the boonies and Cape Cod is a little piece of Heaven down here on Earth. The best thing to do on a summer night is to watch the BoSox with lots of Fenway Franks and ice cold beer. I ride the T. I know better than to swim in the Charles, but I DO LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER... and every time I see that big red Citgo sign...a smile comes to my face. DAMN RIGHT IM A BOSTONIAN AND IM WICKED PROUD OF IT!!!"..