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andrew

I am here for Friends

About Me

people think i'm an ass because i'm tall and quiet until i open my mouth and something sarcastic and/or socially awkward falls out.
and that's really all there is to it.

oh, and i have absolutely no idea what the hell i'm doing with my life. but i certainly wouldn't mind spending eternitiy re-enacting this:

My Interests

photography, current events, gambling, camp, far left politics, sarcasm, road trips, a/d marathons

I'd like to meet:

the creative editing minds behind tv carnage and girl talk.
other than that: dealing (heavily) in sarcasm, reading newspapers, fondness for a good dark beer, obsessing over del taco, a formidable familiarity with arrested development, and unnoticeably quoting movies on a casual, every-day basis are qualities that are all very much preferred.

Music:

social distortion, johnny cash, rolling stones, reverend horton heat, nofx, flogging molly, the pogues, vandals, clash, ramones, operation ivy, dropkick murphys

Movies:

casablanca, clerks, nightmare before christmas, rushmore, wet hot american summer, stand by me, goonies, fight club, reservoir dogs, the breakfast club, the big lebowski, boogie nights, eternal sunshine, star wars

Television:

arrested development, curb your enthusiasm, the daily show, the simpsons, the state, the office (uk), freaks and geeks, the awful truth, cheers, saved by the bell, perfect strangers, family matters, small wonder, out of this world, amazing stories, fresh prince, charles in charge, family ties, growing pains, the cosby show

Books:

the man inside me

Heroes:

baby buster, stephen colbert, jon stewart, bill maher, dirk diggler, jan terri, gob