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Monkey Chris

About Me

WHAT MATTERS MOST, IS HOW YOU WALK THROUGH THE FIRE THE ONLY MEANING TO LIFE IS THE PURSUIT OF PLEASURE! I am bit of a contradiction to myself sometimes, if you're the type of person to pigeon-hole, label and judge. But if you are that type, then I dont give a fuck what you think. I am Half-Man and Half-Monkey and only really live for fun. Unfortuantely this means going to work by day - but by night it's wild party time! I live in North London and do what most North London boys do, ie I have my local, watch the footy and motor racing and at every opportunity try to get into some kind od adventure. My real passion outside monkeys lies in women and music. From the Blues to rock to punk to modern indie and even the odd dance tune or whatever. I love to combine the two wherever possible! Most of all, music, like all art or red wine, is there to be enjoyed.I also love to travel and love meeting people all over the world. I'm just bit of social whore. But every spare penny and minute I try and spend somewhere otehr than home - abroad or in the UK, but especially the Sates and Spain!.

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My Interests

HEDONISM. DEBAUCHERY. HAVING A GOOD TIME! MUSIC. FOOTBALL. FORMULA ONE. POKER. ART IN ALL IT'S FORMS. SCARLETT JOHANSSON

I'd like to meet:

Someone wild to accompany me on my travels and have a blast!!! OH - and Scarlett Johansson Like-minded people who share a passion for pleasure, music, red wine and perhaps monkeys.

Music:

Anything and Everything really. Rock, punk, and indie in particular, anything with guitars or some talent required (so not hip-hop) Way too many bands to mention here.

Movies:

Casablanca, The Great Rock'n'Roll Swindle, Clockwork Orange, Almost Famous, Lost In Translation, anything with Scarlett Johansson, gangster films, old B&W war movies.

Television:

There's never anything good on the shit-pump! You can't go wrong with sticking the radio on XFM. Although you can't beat a bit of Family Guy.....

Books:

Clockwork Orange, Catch 22, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Twilight of the Idols, South Of No North, Factotum, Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy, Kam Sutra, The God Delusion, anything that has to be hidden inside a copy of Caravaning Monthly when you leave the newsagents.

Heroes:

"We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar” - Charles Bukowski"Do what you will, this world's a fiction and is made up of contradiction" - William Blake"Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live” - Charels Bukowski"The wisest men follow their own direction." - Euripedes"You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics." - Charles Bukowski"Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene." " - Homer Simpson