I like American president Bush because he is dynamic and perverse, and has a self defecating sense of humor. He is violently opposed to violence and he puts the problems of the past into his behind. Me...I like writing my music, fishing, jumping up and down.
I'd like to meet:
Talent agents, music publishers : I have recorded CD in my can, and am ready now for publishing it to a wider audience. Also ready for talk shows, Merv Griffin, Dick Cavett, Howard Sterns, any of the latest guys willing to give me shots. I want to meet the people here...this country has everybody, from the filthy rich to the filthy poor...everyone is filthy. The people here reach down deep inside me and make me feel myself very good, all the way to my bowels. Thanks to everyone for their supports. The songs below will stay inside your head for long time, give a listen and find out for yourself....Hooglio.
Music:
I love Britney Spears/Beatles style of music. My music is derived (I just learned that word...thank you)on traditionals of my Flustuania heritage mixed with influences of Dave Clark Five, Tom Jones, and other big time American bands.
Movies:
In my country we don't have movies, just buckets of fish, which are also a good. I would like audition that I can show my songs for Americam movie, I'm kind of like Elvis, but not dead. I am also Tom Jones...but Flustuanian with a guitarro.
Television:
You guys in this country need Flustunian show. I can help you. I have Mishty, my Foompa and other relatives for a big time Hooglio TV Show.
Books:
Books are very good, especially if you like to read.
Heroes:
My Foompa...a survivalist... taught me how to catch a fish with just a rock, how to eat your clothes if lost without food, and how to make shoes from dirt. He onced stayed alive for long time with nothing but a small hunting knife. The police finally found him six months later and he had survived...by robbing people at knife point. But the point is...he survived, and made a tiny profit. He knows everything about the sea. For example, he said trout were considered to be quite smart, which didn't say much about the guy who made that claim.
