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How evil are you?
Today, I made an appearance downtown.
I am an expert witness, because I say I am.
And I said, "Gentlemen--and I use that word loosely--
I will testify for you.
I'm a gun for hire, I'm a saint, I'm a liar,
Because there are no facts,
There is no truth...Just data to be manipulated.
I can get you any result you like--what's it worth to ya?
Because there is no wrong, there is no right,
and I sleep very well at night.
No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution..
Just people selling t-shirts!
Just opportunity to participate
in the pathetic little circus!
And winning.
winning.
winning...."
--Don Henley
How much of it's genetics?
How much of it is fate?
How much of it depends on the choices that we make?
He says I have her eyes, too
I also inherit his shame...
Is heredity the culprit, can stop it
Or am I slave?
I'm infected...by your genetics
I'm infected by your genetics...
What hope has a girl who is sick?
What dream of life past this fence?
It really makes no difference
'Cause I know that I'll never be fixed.
Tell me why, oh why,
are my genetics such a bitch?
--Repo! The Genetic Opera
In thy arms and thy wetness
On glossed lips I taste
Conspiracies, secrecies, sorceries laced
With thick unguent rum, black-rayed suns and Autumn
Always in season for our nightfall from grace...
Gorge upon my seed,
Starved Persephone
Succulent, Succubus
That I might keep thee with me in Hades..
--Cradle of Filth
You scored as A Slave To BDSM, Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.

A Slave To BDSM


88%

Sex God


85%

A Romantic


78%

Virgin


25%
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Edgar Allan Poe...but he dead.Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, Ellen Degeneres, Gabriel Iglesias, John Leguizamo, Dat Phan, Lewis Black, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Zach Galifinakis. Carlos Mencia, George Carlin

Hugh Laurie...'cause he's hot.
Paul Rudd...'cause he's also hot.
And Tony Kakko because he's a fucking god.
RUSSELL BRAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My new favorite!!!

BTW:
I highly recommend Russell Brand Doing Life Live, Russell Brand in NYC, and Shame. More proof that England is just way better.

My Blog

Sappy, smushy Shannon.

     Can it be that it has been more than two years since I met the most important person in my life? I hate to get all sappy and silly, but occasionally I get into these girly moods and reflect...   ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:31:00 GMT

New writing! Vampire's Lament

Vampire's Lament I: BloodYour blood we needyour blood we crave, on this we feedfrom numb white necks of our unfortunate preyThat sustains our hunger for one more dayOne more night when the heat of our...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:14:00 GMT

I can see Russia from my house! Yah!

Live from New York, it..s Clinton and Palin on SNL Tina Fey appears as Sarah Palin, Amy Poehler appears as Hillary Clinton.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:45:00 GMT

No Booty Calls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP_BsSUXGx8 Classic--everyone has a fuck like thisin their life.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:01:00 GMT

WAFFLES!

Is your sex partner preference, male, female or farm animal?MaleWhat is your marital status?Taken!Are you happy about your status?I'd have to be crazy not to be. :)What is your favorite sexual positio...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Life as a LG Diner Servile Wench

It's coming up on the one-year mark that I have been working at the Lake Grove Diner. It's a significant milestone, because as 12 months of busting my ass and sweating bullets to serve food to the unc...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:14:00 GMT

Fuck you, NYC Traffic Laws

You know, I never felt the need to drive into NYC until last week.In fact, I pretty much decided I would never drive in the city or anywhere near it because A.) The traffic/roads/driving is treacherou...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:35:00 GMT

Miss Nicole’s Couple Survey

***Couples Survey*1. What are your first names?Shannon and Daniel2. How long have you been together?Just over a year and a half.3. How long did you know each other before you started dating?Maybe 2 mo...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:42:00 GMT

change: not just a noise in my pocket

I was reminded by my boyfriend Dan about a month ago that the last blog entry visible on my profile was one entitled "Empty." "That's a bit depressing," he noted, "Maybe you should writ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:46:00 GMT

Watching you sleep

Arms stretched over your headbeautiful eyes closed peacefullyjet black hair strewn in your faceIf you catch me staring, I'll blush and turn awayAnd pretend you were snoring....or something. But then w...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:54:00 GMT